LaPretentieuse commented on French Philosophe Bernard-Henri Levy Was Born Dressed in a Black Suit

"I admire BHI but I also think he lost a lot of gravitas the day he married Dombasle."

LaPretentieuse commented on Dating Columnist Takes Brave Stand Against Tabloid Era!

"Nothing like a late afternoon "ad homepage" attack."

LaPretentieuse commented on Dating Columnist Takes Brave Stand Against Tabloid Era!

"@Furious_George: Wow, fuck you."

LaPretentieuse commented on Gays Devastatingly Lonely—They Buy Gifts For Animals!

"I don't understand this."

LaPretentieuse commented on Google CEO's bikini-clad gal pal dislikes philanderers

"ar-ki-puh-LAY-go?"

LaPretentieuse commented on I Really Wanted To Like 'Juno'

"@BrianVan: I real@IBentMyWookie: I was hugely disappointed in Eternal after all the insane hype."

LaPretentieuse commented on This Is How New York Casanova Paul Janka Works

"Purple head All in my sternum Lately things, well, it seems they're burning Acting foamy, and I don't why Scuse me, while I piss and cry."

LaPretentieuse commented on The subway antisemitism plot

"@DorothyMantooth: Damn, it feels good to be a gang-stah..."

LaPretentieuse commented on This is actually the worst

"Not safe at any speed."

LaPretentieuse commented on 'The Grounding Of Group 6': Have Fun At School Kids, And Don't Forget To Die

"@alliedee: Oh, wow, Noah Baumbach would be perfect for this, if this project is still on"

LaPretentieuse commented on Why Is There No Good Gossip Anymore?

"Like Rod, I find Julia Allison's own blog and writing pretty engaging -- far more engaging and interesting than any of the coverage on here about her. Our national obsession with cheap gossip probably directly correlates with our national dependency on antidepressants or other helpers -- it's just one more symptom of our deep depression and likely here to stay."

LaPretentieuse commented on 'The Grounding Of Group 6': Have Fun At School Kids, And Don't Forget To Die

"@JessicaLovejoy: Haha, there IS a J-horror version of the basic premise -- parents send awful teenage kids off to be offed -- called "Battle Royale" -- it's great!"

LaPretentieuse commented on Gross Poor Person Fired For Mouth Odor

"Oh, no!"

LaPretentieuse commented on Gross Poor Person Fired For Mouth Odor

"Josh, where's the link to the story about the guy being fired?"

LaPretentieuse commented on Whoa. The Dia Art Foundation

"Interesting...the buyer, "548 W."

LaPretentieuse commented on Do Websites Kill People?

"There's simply no way that this article stirred anyone to leave Gawker."

LaPretentieuse commented on Laurel Touby's Inability To Use The Internet Creates Mayhem

"What the hell, why am i not on this CC: list?"

LaPretentieuse commented on Songs of Experience

"O rage!"