LaurieBrownSucksALot commented on James Frey on the Picket Line: A Short Scene, at 12:05 PM on May 21 I just choose not to read his stuff although I note that his head shot always looks like a mug shot. more »

LaurieBrownSucksALot commented on The Lower East Side: Not What It Used To Be, at 2:49 AM on May 21 I had my wedding at ABC NO RIO. more »

LaurieBrownSucksALot commented on Amy Winehouse Doing Some Sort Of Drug Thing On YouTube, at 2:44 PM on May 17 Maybe it is performance art and refers to how much they feel like baby mice in the spotlight. more »

LaurieBrownSucksALot commented on Psycho-Bot Socialite Makes Third Bitter Divorce Video, at 2:09 PM on May 17 Apparently, when up against an angry crazy person bent on getting what they want, a pre-nup is about as useful a legal tool as a restraining order. more »

LaurieBrownSucksALot commented on Marc Jacobs Trannies Up for Interview, at 1:28 PM on May 17 Marc Jacobs is having a Fonzi m oment before he slips quietly into super-celeb obscurity. more »

LaurieBrownSucksALot commented on Bill O'Reilly Promises More Meltdowns, at 12:28 PM on May 15 Bill O'Reilly is officially toast unless he actually likes Rachel. more »

LaurieBrownSucksALot commented on Who Keeps Inviting Jeffrey Epstein Out, at 9:48 AM on May 14 @BitchSetMeUpBacktracking aside, do you really know how disgusting sex is with 14 year olds? more »

LaurieBrownSucksALot commented on Why Sarah Jessica Parker's Hat Is Awesome (But Signals New York's Decline), at 12:30 PM on May 13 I must admit to never watching SATC, ever and I plan to carry on and not see the movie unless my kid forces me to watch the DVD with her somewhere down the road ... more »

LaurieBrownSucksALot commented on 'Sad Perv Day' II: The Legend of Janka's Gold, at 4:31 PM on May 8 JFP needs his own big dildo so he can fuck himself because I cannot imagine why any woman would be interested in a guy who talks, looks, sounds and presents like this fool even with a ten foot strap-on. more »

LaurieBrownSucksALot commented on 'Sad Perv Day' II: The Legend of Janka's Gold, at 4:22 PM on May 8 Carry a big dildo and insist that whatever he wants to do should be tried out on him first. more »

LaurieBrownSucksALot commented on Dove's 'Real' Women: Fakes?, at 4:08 PM on May 8 Jesus called me, after a spell rotating in heaven, to confirm that the "devil" is an obese, snaggle-toothed, screaming, child-abusing american woman. more »

LaurieBrownSucksALot commented on Sorority Hazing Scandal Continued: Tales of Grave-digging and Branding, at 5:19 PM on May 2 Women who make general statements about how all girls and young women are "evil" might consider going to school, any school, to hone their critical thinking skills. more »

LaurieBrownSucksALot commented on "I'm Madonna Ciccone! I'm Fifty! Fifty Years Old! I Like to Kick, Streeeeeeetch, and Kick! I'm Fifty!", at 10:07 PM on May 1 This must be the back end view of her "if Jesus were here he'd be doing this too" crucifixion schtick from 2006. more »

LaurieBrownSucksALot commented on Stephen Colbert Again Confirmed To Be As Cool As You'd Hoped, at 8:27 PM on May 1 Up here in Diet U.S.A. more »

LaurieBrownSucksALot commented on Why It's Annie Leibovitz's Fault, at 4:03 AM on Apr 29 Hamud Too true. more »