Still doesn't cure her butterface.
A.J. Just send the prize pack to your sister's place. I 'll take it home after I'm finished with her. #failgate
The low-mounted urinal, built for gradeschoolers, midgets and jockeys is officially called a "Lupica."
Who is going to sex Thabeet?
Matty, any favorite spots for hogging in the 414 area code?
Pornography literate? Sorry,that just went way over my head.
He's flopping like a Dukie.
And the shrimp was fantastic.

Everyone can see that A.J. is a sawed-off little runt of a man, but calling the mini-wop a shrimp is uncalled for.

How A.J. can blog and jerk off on the Frank Rizzo statue, I'll never know.
John Fitzgerald Page the 1st must be rolling in his grave.
Geoff Jenkins is the position player. He's still pissed Milwaukee got rid of John Jaha.
@Cognitive_Friction: A.J. has lost his fastball. Must have taken too many balls on the chin.
3. Rhymes with Stuck Morris
"I'm one of those get-drunk-and-hook-up-with-the-first-person -who-talks-to-you-types."

I heard that's how you and Leitch met.

@Sarcastro: A post of dubious authenticity. Most bums know that Jesus wouldn't stoop below Hamm's.
Why's Kige trying to raise money for his Jimmy?
For the last time: REHAB IS NOT VACATION!!! Get well Will, get well.
When AJ reaches .199 BAC he'll screw anything. Male, female, alive, dead it doesn't matter. Hence .199 is the
Delaurio line.
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