LeGagneur commented on Tucker Max Calls Out Gawker

"(As a preface, I apologize for knowing this) Ethan, I think you're also forgetting that Tucker's exceptional good looks have also lead him to have sex with a post-op transvestite."

LeGagneur commented on Tucker Max Calls Out Gawker

"Today, on the bus, I saw a girl reading his terrible book."

LeGagneur commented on Obama Speech Media Hierarchy: Losers And Winners

"Country music?"

LeGagneur commented on We Are All Whores, So Save Your Outraged Blogging for the War or Whatever

"Three years ago, for my senior year of high school, I wrote a 16 page paper about legalizing prostitution."

LeGagneur commented on Do We Smell A Hatecrush?

"Tucker Max reeks of death."

LeGagneur commented on Fox & Friends' Drunk-Ass Morning

"Fuck quarters."

LeGagneur commented on Which Actor Had a Three Hour Sex Fest With an Extra?

"Maybe he just got something stuck in his epiglottis and needed help getting it out?"

LeGagneur commented on Denver Parties, Schwag Equally Lame

"My mom drinks Joint Juice!"

LeGagneur commented on Denise Richards' Life Gets Less 'Complicated'

"@Chunky_Brewster: Wait, what's wrong with her colon?"

LeGagneur commented on Which Actor Had Hotel Security Remove Two Teenage Girls From His Presence?

"I'm trying to read this second blind item while in class, and it is just not happening."

LeGagneur commented on Michelle Promises To Expose This NObama Charlatan

"@Triborough: I was about to say, that looks to be some older white guy."

LeGagneur commented on How To Grow Microcelebrities In The Comfort Of Your Own Second-Tier City!

"Well it's about fucking time for this."

LeGagneur commented on Why Print Is Not Dead, Unintentionally Intelligent Design Edition

"He then proceeded to make an "OOGA BOOGA BOOGA" sound."

LeGagneur commented on Kathie Lee Gifford Imitates Al Roker Imitating Chinese Person, Adds Helpful Squinting Gesture!

"So I'm sitting in a lab watching this, without sound."