Question, is it safe to lick someone's asshole?

And what are some views on threesomes or swinging?

UGH, this pisses me off.

This makes me mega stabby.

Paging Miley Cyrus and Jamie Lynn Spears anyone?

(end rant)

Now we smoke with my parents like once or twice a week. When one of us doesn't have money for pot, and the other has it, we borrow from each other. Now my parents use my dealer. We don't even keep doors in the bedrooms and stuff closed if we're gonna smoke, we walk back and forth with it like it's nothing illegal or something like that.

I think I have totally groovy parents. My mom was a disco queen and my dad was a hippie. Now I'm a bigger hippie than my dad. I love it.

They never told me anything else about their lives before me though. The sex thing, my mom and I had the talk when I was like 8 or 9, and almost never again until lately. They know since all four of us live together, that things go on. And she knows that if I need advice on something, even sex, I can go to her.

They don't know that I've blown a lot of rails in my past, and probably will again in the future. If she knew that I did anything other than smoking pot, she'd probably die of shame and shock.

When it comes to my own kids, I don't think I'll tell them about how their dad was a major pot head, then a major coke head and a big drinker before he met me. And I won't tell them (or anyone else, for that matter) about how much sex I've actually had, and how many people it's been with. My kids don't need to know that. I won't shun them from sex, but they will learn how to be safe. And as for drugs, I think I'm gonna be like my Father-in-Law, and just be happy with the kids experimenting with pot or other things while they are in the safety of their own home.

It is amazing with the in-laws. They don't really care what her sons and daughters do, as long as they don't become a total druggie, and as long as their safe. It has been extended to every other person we've brought into the house, but with me, my MIL still thinks I'm an angel. No pot, no coke, no pills, no alcohol.

Ah, if only the parents knew how fucked up we are on a regular basis.

My kids will never know how much I liked it, just that I did it, but didn't go over the top with it. That I did it while I knew I was safe. Stuff like that.

Sorry for that being so long and maybe TMI, but it's been a while since I commented on something as important as this.

I love you, and you're kitties are adorable.

Wintson was totally baked just by being in the same room with you two.

Uh, Labor Day.

I'm already baked, so excuse my spelling.

I will be waiting patiently at my mailbox for your upcoming press kit.

i thank you.

what's an escova?

anyway, I only shave my legs if I am wearing a skirt. which only happens when something huge happens that i need to look formal.

my veejay doesn't get shaved all that much, cuz there not that much there, and if I have to blow him and he's that hairy, he can deal with me being a little natural the like once every two months that i let him go down on me. (i don't really enjoy it all that much)

and as for anything else that i can get done outside my home, i can probably get it done inside my house by myself or someone else.

i can dye my hair.
my mom knows very well how to cut hair.
i worked in a spa, so i know how to do manis and pedis prety well.
i can wax, shave, or pluck any hair on my that i don't want there.

and as for massages, i don't really do them that much. i've done two my whole life.

once when we went as a group of girls. and once when I was working in the spa and the therapist felt my back and knew i was stressed. told me to come to her in like two days and i'll have an 80 minute super massage. i only let her do it because she is one of my fave peoples, i trust her with a lot, and it was half off. i had to be baked a little for it though. the only person i was touching me while i'm that naked is my fiance.

although while i was baked and stuff, i loved getting the massage done.

ok i may have to call my massage therapist this week and ask her to come by my house. just because i don't work there any more does not mean she cant still be my therapist.

yes, i believe i will call her on friday or saturday.

touchie feelie while im baked and relaxed. yup yup.

rant and tmi?

sorry.

im totally done for tonight.

Love you girls!

Another SI jezzie?

Are you from SI? Cuz when I read that, I got a little smile cuz I thought that I may have a fellow Jezzie in SI!!

I hate April 1st.

hey asshole, don't talk to us like we're five. we are intelligent women (and some men) who are confident in our sexual lives. just because you're an insecure jackass doesn't mean that everyone else has to keep their thoughts to themselves. only people like you should learn to sew their own mouths shut. you know what, sew your asshole shut too, because all you do is talk out of your ass.