"@Topsyjane: Speaking as one who gives good sofa, this guy isn't even the running for Sofa Crown Prince.
Seeing as we've all eviscerated him, Knox-style, I'm sure he's warned off the rest of his gosh-darned attractive mates about the dangers of emailing deranged, bitter, insufferable sexist feminazis who don't Appreciate Random Victorian Capitalisation.
Which means they'll be afraid of emailing most of the females in the western world.
And that's a good thing."
"All I know is that if I have look down and see my feet in stirrups, I sure as hell do not want to see Obama, Congress or any of the Supremes blocking my view of my doctor."
"@rmric0: LOL, although that'd merely mean he'd be "good on [the] sofa"!
But seeing this douchebag's delusions of grandeur, it wouldn't surprise me that he promoted himself from that into a gold medal in bedroom athletics."
"No guy who says, "we'll talk about that" and "so here's how it's gonna work" really "want[s] a woman who is very independent and strong".
Well, not unless it's to enjoy trying to completely dominate them into cringing emotional and physical submission.
"You call me as soon as you have the courage to." Not without a loaded .45 and flamethrower, assmop."
"@Saddletramp: Perhaps some people find the thought of a "disease" comforting, having it and fighting it are a concept that they can grasp and deal with?"
"@Topsyjane: Since Bob seems to be a disembodied torso, I suspect that hoyden driving Dad's car may be Jennifer Lynch.
He's also nominated Betty for the top hat club with those nipples."
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