Martita commented on 'Do You Want to F*ck My Wife? Because You Can.'

"1."

Martita commented on "Let's talk about your boyfriend, Raffaello Follieri. What does he do?"

"Either she's a conniving, amoral young lady, or she's a girl who stuck with her boyfriend despite what everyone said until she couldn't believe his lies anymore."

Martita commented on Who Is the Relapsed Movie Star? (Duh.)

"Has Robert Downey Jr ever been C list?"

Martita commented on Tim Russert, Remembered

"@VoxPopuli: If my husband ever thinks to go through my iPod, I am in a whole boatload of trouble."

Martita commented on Who Are the Father/Son Coke-Snorting Duo?

"4=Harrison Ford?"

Martita commented on Perez Hilton's Clothing Line Unveiled

"You had me at "death kitten rainbow." To paraphrase P."

Martita commented on Idol

"@BK_KT: I like your theory!"

Martita commented on The Death Agony Of America's Biggest Magazine

"I guess this means print media really is dead."

Martita commented on Tyra Banks Gives You One Warning About Miley

"@zivah: Thank you!"

Martita commented on Tyra Banks Gives You One Warning About Miley

"I have a legal question: I thought you were likely to lose a sexual harassment case unless you could prove your job (or promotion or compensation) was on the line?"

Martita commented on Princess Leia Played With Han Solo's Light Saber

"Whose heart hasn't Carol Channing broken?"

Martita commented on David Sedaris: Do You Remember Smoking?

"@JudgeFudge: Oh my God, that is so true."

Martita commented on Keeping Up with Tionna Smalls

"Tionna is a great lady."

Martita commented on Do Magic Wake Up Pills Exist?

"How do I tell the pills when I have to get up at 3 am to catch an early flight?"

Martita commented on Who Are the Trailer Tokers?

"@PimpMyCouch: Dan Hedaya!"

Martita commented on Even Economist Trying To Make News Funny

"I've always thought the Economist was funny."

Martita commented on Moby: Lothario, Alcoholic, Special White Man

"@seejanewrite: He also divulged in an interview in the 90s, I believe with Spin, his techniques for coaxing a woman into anal sex."

Martita commented on Just Because You're a Philosopher It Doesn't Mean You Didn't Make Out With Perez Hilton

"@VoxPopuli: Agreed, he is beyond creepy."