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SchmatSchmaymon commented on Nathaniel Rich On Growing Up As A Rich Kid
"@jackvinyl: I hope he secretly has great legs or something."
http://gawker.com/388213/#c5579507 5:03 PM on May 7
SchmatSchmaymon commented on Which Is The Worst PR Pitch Of The Week?
"Not tonight TONY, I've got a headache."
http://gawker.com/388126/#c5573735 1:54 PM on May 7
SchmatSchmaymon commented on How Blogs Helped New York TV
"@rina: Hilarious how his voice changed during the strike."
http://gawker.com/387756/#c5554457 4:45 PM on May 6
SchmatSchmaymon commented on Which Celebrity Is The Biggest Environmental Hypocrite?
"@MattGaymon: It's like when the next guy on the Price is Right goes "$601!""
http://gawker.com/387755/#c5554413 4:43 PM on May 6
SchmatSchmaymon commented on Which Celebrity Is The Biggest Environmental Hypocrite?
"@Sarcastro: ..."
http://gawker.com/387755/#c5554387 4:42 PM on May 6
SchmatSchmaymon commented on Which Celebrity Is The Biggest Environmental Hypocrite?
"Debbie Reynolds flicks cigarette butts into the Amazon."
http://gawker.com/387755/#c5554225 4:37 PM on May 6
SchmatSchmaymon commented on How Blogs Helped New York TV
"Honestly I don't get Gossip Girl and never will, but I do love me some Ugly Betty and my blood pressure skyrockets everytime you see something "New York" in what could only be any city but New York (LA, I guess?) Cranky way of saying: fun!"
http://gawker.com/387756/#c5553964 4:28 PM on May 6
SchmatSchmaymon commented on Which Celebrity Is The Biggest Environmental Hypocrite?
"At this point even the president can telecommute."
http://gawker.com/387755/#c5553470 4:13 PM on May 6
SchmatSchmaymon commented on "I Should Have Devoured You In The Womb."
"Does this dress make you look fat?"
http://gawker.com/387627/#c5547593 1:08 PM on May 6
SchmatSchmaymon commented on "It Won't Cost Much - Just Your Voice!"
"It won't cost much - just your voice!"
http://gawker.com/387520/#c5541902 9:37 AM on May 6
SchmatSchmaymon commented on It Happens: a Totally Mean Book Review
"@cassandra: @Elektra: The dish is eaten with a spoon."
http://gawker.com/387307/#c5534021 5:52 PM on May 5
SchmatSchmaymon commented on It Happens: a Totally Mean Book Review
"@Elektra: Come on, who hasn't experienced a "tsunami of loss"?"
http://gawker.com/387307/#c5532599 4:56 PM on May 5
SchmatSchmaymon commented on Michael Musto: I Am Totally Not a Drunk!
"The last time I was at Pieces I sang Natalie Imbruglia's "Wrong Impression" at about 3:15 AM."
http://gawker.com/5007723/#c5512744 9:15 PM on May 3
SchmatSchmaymon commented on Sex and the City Movie Will Send You Vodka Shoes
"I didn't realize Midori was widely consumed outside of Australia."
http://gawker.com/386133/#c5473798 11:47 AM on May 1
SchmatSchmaymon commented on Counterpoint: Some People Were Totally Impaired on Absinthe Last Night
"Absinthe just jumped the snark."
http://gawker.com/385413/#c5440650 5:25 PM on Apr 29
SchmatSchmaymon commented on What Was Nina Garcia Doing in the Hearst Building?
"@rina: Giggle."
http://gawker.com/385349/#c5437418 3:20 PM on Apr 29
SchmatSchmaymon commented on Gossip Girl Fails the SATs
"Hee!"
http://gawker.com/385196/#c5428463 11:32 AM on Apr 29
SchmatSchmaymon commented on Who Does Jonathan Franzen Think is the "Stupidest Person in NYC"?
"@StonedAndDethroned: LIE on the floor."
http://gawker.com/385172/#c5427562 11:21 AM on Apr 29

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sassypants on Apr 22, 2008

Of course I thought of you, sugar! So so sad our boy got the boot. No reason to keep watching it now, but I'm sure I will continue if only to openly mock that little 12-year-old twerp endlessly. Gotta move on, right??

ellewoods on Mar 6, 2008

@MattGaymon: Hahaha..I'm blonde, so it took me a minute to get that the reference was to my avatar...'twas a random avatar choice for a random girl :)

CodePink on Feb 29, 2008

If you wore a cape and sung, though. Hey! codepinkie at the gee mail dot calm.

moff on Feb 28, 2008

Well, good cooking will do that.

iplaudius on Feb 21, 2008

I’ve been fucking Matt Gaymon.

DorothyMantooth on Feb 14, 2008

Seriously, that was a great story! And well told, too!

BettyCrocker on Feb 8, 2008

Why is Splash romantic? Maybe because when we see the 60 year olds wearing lycra and dancing it up, we go into overdrive to find the next decent guy.

DorothyMantooth on Feb 6, 2008

We get to make out??!! Name the time and place, baby!

DorothyMantooth on Jan 16, 2008

Gasp! Where is the line with you?

DorothyMantooth on Nov 27, 2007

Hee! I thought that was gonna end with "swlow"!

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