MattinglysSideburns commented on Urban Meyer Has A Bit Of A Problem On His Hands

"Florida Gator lineman Carlos Dunlap, the defensive MVP of last year's national championship game, was arrested this morning after being found asleep in his car....at a green light. Sure, Jewel does this for 3 years and it's adorable, but it's a "crime" when he does it."

MattinglysSideburns commented on Tiger's "Other Woman" Says Affair Story Is "Ridiculous"

"I think they probably misinterpreted because they are on so many drugs and just stupid."

MattinglysSideburns commented on Panthers Goalie Thrashed By His Own Teammate

"If Vokoun were a ginger, Craig Bellamy would be perfectly okay with this."

MattinglysSideburns commented on Chip Caray Gets Fisted By TBS

""Since the M.L.B."

MattinglysSideburns commented on Charlie Weis: Done

"It will now reportedly cost the school around $18 million just to walk him as briskly as possible out of town, whilst accommodating his need for a break to catch his breath every couple of blocks. Fixed for angina."

MattinglysSideburns commented on Decade Retrospective: 2002

"@TheDerridaDrop: I was there live and the atmosphere was amazing in person. Also, one minor correction: Chris Jericho vs."

MattinglysSideburns commented on Derek Jeter Scoffs At Your Puny MVP Award

"The last time a sports figure was described as having "dignity and elegance", Dee Mirich's descent into utter madness was just in its infancy."

MattinglysSideburns commented on And Jason Whitlock Asks The Question We've All Been Thinking About The Tiger Woods Accident...

"@Stev D: If it were Kathleen Hanna, the facial lacerations would have been from a Courtney Love whiskey bottle."

MattinglysSideburns commented on Beware The Don Juan Of The Trailer Park

"Why was this guy even at Melissa Gilbert's wedding?"

MattinglysSideburns commented on BCS Is The Perfect System, Says BCS Website

"Bill Hancock also believes that councilman Les Wynan ought to do more thinking and less whining."