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"I had a similar open mike career--two times and out."

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"Stringer Belba?"

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"Sorry crankyank--didn't see that you already did the lord's work on this one. Huzzah, Knucklehead--if there's a worse cover than that I'm afraid to see it."

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HobeforeHos commented on Harvard Bows Five Times (And Once More To Be Safe) To Pressure From Muslim Students

"@Nina Hagen--great, except nonbelievers are not considered "innocents.""

HobeforeHos commented on Harvard Bows Five Times (And Once More To Be Safe) To Pressure From Muslim Students

"Isn't Harvard serving a narrow section of Islam that won't allow women to Jazzercise in front of men but is cool with letting women seek higher education?"

HobeforeHos commented on The Woman With Twenty-One Accents

"If she can do an Asian accent I will totally do her."

HobeforeHos commented on NPR Waiting For Fake Memoirist To Return Message

"When does she start writing about the homeless for the Baltimore Sun?"

HobeforeHos commented on NPR Waiting For Fake Memoirist To Return Message

"I had my doubts when she started calling people "homeskillet.""