Maya Twocents commented on Death for the Taxing

"This place has totally jumped the snark. And thanks, but I'll skip the blindfold."

Maya Twocents commented on The Dark Crystal II: Fizgig's Revenge

"Olsen Confuses Show Choir with Noh Choir"

Maya Twocents commented on Sidewalk Demo Shows Why New Sex Doll Is Called "Parker Pose-y"

"SJP Goes Blind, Dresses Self"

Maya Twocents commented on Health Myths Dispelled for You Wheezing Indoor Types

"I love that almost everything on that list ends with, "go get drugs from your doctor." More big pharma bullshit."

Maya Twocents commented on Emily Brill's Blog Makeover

"@CaptainFantastic: @TheHonJudgeSmails: and Barbara Bush's accessories."

Maya Twocents commented on A Bargain

"@Furious George: @Stark_pigeon: Perhaps an exquisitely hand-crafted box containing Justin Timberlake's junk?"

Maya Twocents commented on A Bargain

"That's the first time I've ever heard "bespoke" used to describe a gift box."

Maya Twocents commented on Left For The Children

"@Maya Twocents: Oops, I meant the "push" one."

Maya Twocents commented on Left For The Children

"@mathnet: Ha ha ha ha!!!"

Maya Twocents commented on Die, Please Pt. 2

"@CharlieSays: Ha ha ha!"

Maya Twocents commented on Blind Item Jeopardy

"Who is..."

Maya Twocents commented on Die, Please Pt. 2

"Of course it's being sold by a company called, "Cliff Edge" (as in, over we go, like a bunch of dumb lemmings). "Look through my things and figure me out." Of course, that's across his EYES, totally obliterating them."

Maya Twocents commented on Txt Msg Slang Makes Ads Stpdr 4 U

"Killing language kills thought."

Maya Twocents commented on What Celebrity Had No One Ever Better Fuck With?

"Susan B."

Maya Twocents commented on I Will Never Love You

"@BK_KT: You said it."

Maya Twocents commented on I Will Never Love You

"@BK_KT: oh, and - re: KLC."

Maya Twocents commented on I Will Never Love You

"Kristy LC is a mannequin."