MessiahsHandle commented on Katie Couric's Forbidden Dance of Gin

"Trip to Funky Town Signals Slow Death of Cougar"

MessiahsHandle commented on What the Hell's Wrong with Gavin Newsom?

"Oh no!"

MessiahsHandle commented on Surf The Internet the Mostly Lower Case Way

"I suggest Doa."

MessiahsHandle commented on The Levi Johnston Playgirl Photos Are Out

"Levi just sabotaged his quest for fame by not revealing the peen."

MessiahsHandle commented on Glee: Don't Stand So Close to Us

"Wow, Glee went there last night!"

MessiahsHandle commented on Christian Conservatives Praying for God to Kill Obama

"Wow, who knew the Bible was such a downer....maybe Christians should read something more inspirational...like maybe the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants?...I haven't read it myself, but the movie was surprisingly less cloying than one would imagine....I don't think those girls wanted to smite anyone....except maybe their younger sisters....and those pesky boys....I think those pants performed miracles too, although that may be heresay.."

MessiahsHandle commented on Scrawled, Childish 'Contract' Perfectly Captures Jon Gosselin and Kate Major's Fairy Tale Romance

"Where is said contract?"

MessiahsHandle commented on Stirrup Desire

"Klum Mounts Stud...Seal's Deal."

MessiahsHandle commented on McDonald's Gets 'Sleek' New Look, Food Still Terrible

"In the spirit of having achieved Peak Palin...Lipstick on a Pig, baby!"