I have a super glue/concrete mix if you want a bigger ass.
I found the love of my life. We have little money, but are extremely rich. So there's that.
When the hell did executions start back up? I gotta start making time on Friday nights for this. Yum.
I will be watching the local drunk fall off the stool at the end of the bar.
Ha! I thought this was going to be about how Fuckerberg asks me if I want to be friends with my husbands ex-inlaws.
I maybe, MAYBE, have had one too many beers, but...if it's that valuable, would it not have had some kind of alarm protecting it? I call shenanigans.
Seriously? What parent lets their 14 year old post, even TAKE, those photos? Anywhere?
I thought we were friends YEARS ago.
Oh, yeah, tequila makes me fighty. I don't mind a fighty Obama, but, dude, he has access to the nukes.
Maybe he needs Mango as his sidekick, you know, to add some sexual tension.
Me too!
No, no, no. Whiskey makes you weepy. He needs a pony of craft brew.
Still, Obama has replaced Clinton in my sex dreams.
Michigan. 'Nuff said.
"...nobody was never paid to add bogus twitter accounts."
You realize this means people were paid to add bogus twitter accounts?
You realize this means people were paid to add bogus twitter accounts?
Aww, I want to <3 Sarcastro and KateKate again.
Hahahahaha
@Monkeyrash: Christ, too fucking earnest.
@Tara Incognita: Yeah, but it doesn't taste as good on your tacos.
Well, unless the boss has a complete loss of vision or doesn't pay attention to what she shoves up her vadge, nobody fucked with her bc. "Samples" are not inactive (the Dr gives you "samples" to see if you can tolerate the med and if it helps), placebo demonstration devices are. And if whatever it was she ordered was inactive, it has to say so on the package, meaning it would look different to the goofy boss.
