Multiphasic commented on Pets Are Smut's Silent Victims

"@Richard Lawson: Then you're doing it right."

Multiphasic commented on White House Pal Slithers Around Anderson Cooper's Conspiracy Questions

"The screen cap looks like the extreme fail version of the tragedy/comedy masks."

Multiphasic commented on Job Found in Dying Media

"I don't get it."

Multiphasic commented on Masterpiece Nick Denton, With Pancakes Back on the Market

"@Botswana Meat Commission FC: Well, when it comes to fine art, I find it's no longer worth getting upset."

Multiphasic commented on Gavin Newsom, the Unexpected Family Man

"Good, here's hoping the primary comes down to Newsom, who makes babies, and Feinstein, who eats them."

Multiphasic commented on Worst Media Internship Ever Welcomes New Depression

"@PrettyNotPretty: I actually tend to use my name to end e-mails, as does pretty much everyone I e-mail."

Multiphasic commented on Worst Media Internship Ever Welcomes New Depression

"@BookishLookish: No, it clearly says the child weighs less than 20 pounds, or at least can be manipulated via waldo or a system of pulleys."

Multiphasic commented on San Francisco's First Lady Pregnant with Gavin Newsom's Campaign Prop

"But dammit, Matt Gonzalez knocked up the people!"

Multiphasic commented on The Ever-Darkening 'Sex Diaries'

"The worst part of that one was, until I got to the "suburban Connecticut" bit, I was convinced I'd been hiding a secret sex diary from myself."

Multiphasic commented on Juan Williams is the Next Alan Colmes

"@VoxPopuli: Well, as much as I'm generally opposed to strangling anyone regardless of age, gender, or promiscuity, I like the idea of re-envisioning Layne as some sort of Cormac McCarthy antagonist."