Multiphasic commented on Which Will Happen First: California Falling Off The Coast, Or California Going Bankrupt?

"Wrong, Kamer."

Multiphasic commented on Are Sarah and Todd Palin Getting A Divorce?

"@misslinda: This isn't even a contest."

Multiphasic commented on Gawker Alumni Blog/Pirate Ship The Awl Reaches A Million Hits

"Although I've never launched a website on the back of being shitfaced at work along with Ken Layne, I'm proud to say I've been shitfaced at work while someone was launching a website on the back of being shitfaced at work along with Ken Layne."

Multiphasic commented on Nobody Can Tell These Magazines Apart

"@MattGaymon: Assisted Shoeicide: Cheney, Rove, Weinberger, McCarthy, MacArthur, McNamara, Mussolini, Iago, Skeletor, and the Republican Blister Conspiracy."

Multiphasic commented on Pets Are Smut's Silent Victims

"@Richard Lawson: Then you're doing it right."

Multiphasic commented on White House Pal Slithers Around Anderson Cooper's Conspiracy Questions

"The screen cap looks like the extreme fail version of the tragedy/comedy masks."

Multiphasic commented on Job Found in Dying Media

"I don't get it."

Multiphasic commented on Masterpiece Nick Denton, With Pancakes Back on the Market

"@Botswana Meat Commission FC: Well, when it comes to fine art, I find it's no longer worth getting upset."

Multiphasic commented on Gavin Newsom, the Unexpected Family Man

"Good, here's hoping the primary comes down to Newsom, who makes babies, and Feinstein, who eats them."

Multiphasic commented on Worst Media Internship Ever Welcomes New Depression

"@PrettyNotPretty: I actually tend to use my name to end e-mails, as does pretty much everyone I e-mail."