Adrian. On your twitter feed tonight you keep complaining that there's 'nothing going on' and that you 'need tips'. Since you're starved for material may be you backtrack for us a bit? Can you fill in the blanks for me? What do the protests in NY have to do with CA protests? Can you make the connection between the budget cuts in UC system and why people at Hunter were protesting? Do they face the same kind of cuts? I thought todays protests were about a tuition hike facing the UCs. Did you check the LA times? Or the Riverside papers? Or are you just 'riffing'? Is the idea to use headlines as a springboard into LOLworthy quips? Get the 150 words above 'the fold' and then get some quirky commentary in? If that's case, what exactly are you 'jealous' of?
@Foster Kamer: The greatest socio-gender-patriarchy-alien-movie
@snugbug: OH NO! I'm going to have to hit on Jonah Hill aren't I? This is a fact.
@SpyMagician: It was all fun and games when Silverman boinked Damon but this is too far!
@DarthVegan: Whatever happened to Gary Coopa'?
@Sandon S: Does that mean they just had torrid butterfly kissing sessions? I can picture it!
@Iwillnotauditionforastar: "If you don't know who I am then you aren't supposed to." I'm putting that on my bone-colored business cards.
@tribalpottery: As a Bruin, I can tell you that we are still very fond of the 'University of Spoiled Children' nickname. At USC v UCLA tennis matches the opposing side would shake their car keys at us. We had the Hondas and they had the Audis. So it seems like WMA and WME are the great equalizers of the glitter game.
@tmp00: It's a sad day when they'll eventually have to slum it by sample surfing at NoHo Trader Joes.
@tribalpottery: HPP!! What other clever acronyms are we missing? USCCM? (University of Southern California Communication Majors)
@Uncle_Billy_Slumming: When things get real bad we can bowl to autotune jams at Woodlake bowl!
@tribalpottery: Is there a free but useful tracking board? It seems like so much money to pay for dishing!
@Spirit Fingers: Yes, but how do those boobs look in a hoodie? Can she be both aloof and adorable while walking?
@Aidan_: I hope this isn't a backlash against awkward asian gfs!
@snugbug: I had to google what this meant! Here is my offering to you.
@Uncle_Billy_Slumming: You are the wing beneath my bee wings!
@RaptorAvatar: Oh Sam! You're such a sap for meaningful-core!
@J. Frank Parnell: Did you catch the The Third Wilson brother throwback in the gym suit?
@Cheap Shot: Oh it wasn't bad! It just wasn't typical Apatow brillz, ya know. But I still quote the chainsaw scene!
@magnets: Do not fear the beard. Give in to Apatow, I have. The water's fine.
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