NotReadyForPrimeTime commented on Singing, Dancing Katie Holmes Excises Her Musical Theater-Loving Thetans

"Hey, who let a Scientologist on Defamer?"

NotReadyForPrimeTime commented on Drunken Dialects of the South, With Your Guide Dennis Quaid

"To Franimal Jones: If by "betta" you mean less intelligible, then yes."

NotReadyForPrimeTime commented on Singing, Dancing Katie Holmes Excises Her Musical Theater-Loving Thetans

"There are not enough smoke machines in the world to make her look good."

NotReadyForPrimeTime commented on 10 Celeb Marathoners to Beat in Ryan Reynolds' Rookie Race

"To Desk_hack: Were you talking about me or about Sawzy? I was just going to say, Katie totally FINISHED the marathon, she just STARTED at Mile 22 because she thought that was the VIP entrance."

NotReadyForPrimeTime commented on Tricycles Not Included. Have

"Is the dead lady from Room 237 invited?"

NotReadyForPrimeTime commented on Haley Joel Osment Is All Grown Up and Ready to Join the Hitler Youth!

"They actually already did this--it's called "Sophie Scholl: The Final Days" and it was an Oscar nominee a few years ago."

NotReadyForPrimeTime commented on Cloris Leachman Conjures Swinging Wig Hops Of The 1950s In Unhinged 'Dancing' Performance

"Cloris can do no wrong--she's the best thing on that show."

NotReadyForPrimeTime commented on Goldie Hawn Always Gets Sad When The Valet Brings Her The Wrong Car

"To taraniso: Or perhaps her character from "The First Wives Club.""

NotReadyForPrimeTime commented on Increasingly Desperate Jerry Seinfeld Reduced To Quoting Jackie Chiles In Slander Case

"Is this the Seinfeld version of Full Retard?"

NotReadyForPrimeTime commented on Disappointed O.J. Simpson Prepares Appeal, Deletes Acquittal Party Evite

"Why don't they send him to Gitmo and be done with it?"