Omelas commented on These Are Some Slick Shoes, But Iron Man Might Wear Something Cooler

"I can't figure out the angle from which this was taken ..."

Omelas commented on The Brazilian: Not Just For Women (Or Brazilians) Anymore

"I don't know ..."

Omelas commented on How Do Stars Magically Make Baby Weight Disappear? Money, Insanity, And Tons Of Booze

""How Do Stars Magically Make Baby Weight Disappear?" Surgery?"

Omelas commented on Is Will Smith Training Your Kids To Build An Army Of Evil Robots?

"The weirdest thing about that website is their insistence that students shouldn't learn words "in context", but rather should stop and look up every word they don't know while they're reading."

Omelas commented on Guillermo Del Toro Accidentally Short-Lists Himself for 'Sleepless in Seattle' Remake

"@Cacafuego: But what about P.T."

Omelas commented on Nick Kristof's Sexy Sex Speech

"This is like the time when Nick got mad at the American feminists for not suddenly taking up arms for his anti-prostitution-in-poor-countries crusade. A lot of his "calls to action" like this seem to be based on the underlying assumption that all the issues that affect one poor/non-white/oppressed/marginalized/female community affect, and should be addressed by all members of, the others."

Omelas commented on I Still Can't Believe I Finally Got The Coffee Bean Girl's Number!

"Hahahah, this ended up posted as celeb gossip on [community.livejournal.com] (I'm embarrassed to admit I saw it there, but it was just too good not to share.) Way to start an internet rumour, Defamer!"

Omelas commented on Massive Oregon Crowd Came To See The Decemberists, Not Barack Obama!

"@Dramatist: Also on hand: fifteen celebrities leading wretched, sordid, checkered lives, but with pristine moderate liberal minds."

Omelas commented on Pirate Steve Novick Goes Down In Sea Battle

"@ManchuCandidate: I'M A MONSTER!"

Omelas commented on Are These The 25 Funniest People in America?

"Them?"

Omelas commented on Liveblogging Democrat Survivor: Oregon Trail

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Omelas commented on Evening Entertainment: Wonkette Liveblogs Two Mid-Major State Primaries!

"Other famous things about Oregon: Ramona Quimby Medical marijuana Tonya Harding A high concentration of white supremacists (seriously)"

Omelas commented on Terrible Undergraduate Fiction Gets Students Expelled, Because Of Viginia Tech

"@mookworthjwilson: I'm a woman, and even *I'm* gay for Barry."

Omelas commented on Obama Breaks Rally Record, But Is Still EFFETE

"@not-so-bright: Oh, there are plenty, just not in Portland."

Omelas commented on Is M. Night Shyamalan Our Generation's Ed Wood?

"I know I'm a little late to the party on the racial inclusion/exclusion debate, but when you have as many movies as M."

Omelas commented on Your Twitter-Stalking Power List

"Isn't this what Facebook status updates are for?"

Omelas commented on Frankie Muniz Will Straight Up Murder Your Ass

"Why do child stars all grow up to be so stunted*?"

Omelas commented on Ellen Page's Leading Roles Finally Pull Even With Dumped Films From '07

"I can't imagine that anyone involved in "An American Crime" expected it to be a blockbuster."