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      "@writermind: nah nah, the aliens weren't so bad, just those awful Nigerian gangsters were shady....oh wait...THAT IS FUCKING RACIST"
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      "@Omitofo: it was the supermarket employee's testimony that made ME think foxy was guilty, not all that sexytimes stuff"
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