How do you turn the plane around if the overhead compartments are still open?
Sarah Silverman and Lisa Kudrow are about as funny as unwashed jeans.
Does Wal-Mart sponsor a First Friday at any museums?
The radar story makes it easy to find a picture of the actual love child.
I'm sorry but nothing could make me tolerate his accent in the bedroom. Not sexy.
Their parents made the prettiest boys in the world. I wonder what they look like.
Was sending snail mail too complicated?
This is child abuse.
Please don't bring the kids.
I think the the douche bag issue is that he got the 40 year old woman fired after claiming sexual harassment.
That's pretty cheap for a six day trip.
Actually, I wrote for "hosting a party with underage drinking." Parents have been cited IF cops were called and, in this case, it stated cops came to the residence.
Yes, I have seen many cases about this in the news.
From a quick google search:
Allowing Alcohol Possession or Consumption by Persons Under 21 at Private Premises
It is a criminal offense in the State of New Jersey (2C:33-17b) to make your home or property available for the purpose of allowing minors a place to consume alcohol.
(Exemptions: Any underage person or persons who possesses or consumes alcoholic beverages in connection with religious observance, ceremony or right or consumes or possesses an alcoholic beverage in the presence of and with the permission of the parent , guardian, or relative who has attained the legal age to purchase and consume alcoholic beverages.)
A fine of up to $1.000 and /or up to 6 months imprisonment.
And, in Ohio [www.units.muohio.edu]
And, "When it comes to underage drinking parties, many counties, cities and towns adopted zero-tolerance policies for youth possession and consumption years ago. Social host laws widen the scope of enforcement to make parents responsible when they allow minors to possess or consume alcohol. "[www.stateline.org]
From a quick google search:
Allowing Alcohol Possession or Consumption by Persons Under 21 at Private Premises
It is a criminal offense in the State of New Jersey (2C:33-17b) to make your home or property available for the purpose of allowing minors a place to consume alcohol.
(Exemptions: Any underage person or persons who possesses or consumes alcoholic beverages in connection with religious observance, ceremony or right or consumes or possesses an alcoholic beverage in the presence of and with the permission of the parent , guardian, or relative who has attained the legal age to purchase and consume alcoholic beverages.)
A fine of up to $1.000 and /or up to 6 months imprisonment.
And, in Ohio [www.units.muohio.edu]
And, "When it comes to underage drinking parties, many counties, cities and towns adopted zero-tolerance policies for youth possession and consumption years ago. Social host laws widen the scope of enforcement to make parents responsible when they allow minors to possess or consume alcohol. "[www.stateline.org]
In regular America, the parents of a child that hosted a party with underage drinking would be in jail or fined.
Doesn't this happen in every Adam Sandler movie?
Why do people behave as if Zuckerberg knew he had a multibillion dollar idea as soon as it popped in his mind?
You're late. The New York Times did a story explaining this well before the Snooki incident.
But, um, who's the better actress? It's clear the woman responds "I want to be treated with respect" but you decided to end the transcribing at the money reference? I'm not a fan of that decision.
A reportedly multi-billion dollar business paying $30,000 is a travesty. End of story.
