Phineas Poe commented on Amazon Customer Service Phone Numbers

"If only I could understand what the customer reps are saying."

Phineas Poe commented on Woman Sues American Airlines Over Masturbating Passenger

"I thought you could only jerk off in your seat when you were in first class."

Phineas Poe commented on Spitzer and Wife Used To Be Harvard's Favorite 'Power Couple'

"Sara K."

Phineas Poe commented on Costco Is On Fire, Profit Up 31%

"@calvinneal: I was gonna say...Costco's EO makes something like $200,000 a year...what a great corporation...good for consumers, good for employees...and they are making money."

Phineas Poe commented on Lead BALCO investigator to

"My reluctance to ever accept legal advice from someone named Rusty has proved justified."

Phineas Poe commented on Poofy-Haired Gnome Takes Kevin Hart to Task

""Diminutive, exploiter of dying old men-novelist and Detroit Free Press "columnist" Mitch Albom" You forgot to mention scab."

Phineas Poe commented on 107,000 demand Wikipedia remove this image of Muhammad

"That's not Muhammad...that's the owner of a falafel shop in Dearborn."

Phineas Poe commented on Best Buy Randomly Delivers Your New Stove In The Middle Of Your SuperBowl Party

"@DashTheHand: The best advice so far."

Phineas Poe commented on Woman Says NY Cabbie Punched Her In The Face Because She Wanted Pay With A Credit Card

"Well, give that cabbie some credit for his restraint."

Phineas Poe commented on Secret Tom Cruise Scientology Indoctrination Video Finally Hits Web; Proves He Is Even Crazier Than We Ever Imagined

"It's just a matter of time (minutes, perhaps?) but the video is still available at [7confessionsgossip.com]"