I didn't specifically address the pronoun usage. I was more concerned about the statement "...but it could probably buy a decently sized tube sock for pant-stuffing", which I found needless and smug. This line was also not present in the source article, but rather added by the Gawker writer, hence my statement about Gawker's insensitivity.
I stay the hell away from Jezebel, because of an irrational fear that commenters there would skin me alive, and even I noticed the marked insensitivity to transgendered people in this article. Just because he's a criminal, doesn't mean he can't be treated with respect. And just because some of us were born with the correct genitalia doesn't mean we get to act smug.
The truth behind this is quite prosaic. The main marketing thrust behind the computer upgrade cycle for almost three decades was: "the new one's faster." This worked great, it didn't need a lot of explaining for non-technical customers. It also, led to an incredible increase in speed and capability over a very short time, compared to previous progress. Unfortunately, there was a maximum speed: more speed meant more heat, so they turned down the voltage to reduce the heat. Then the made everything smaller, so more computing power fit in the same old space, and so the distance traveled was shorter, providing more speed. Reduced size meant hot things got closer to other things, so they reduced voltage again. Eventually, there was so little voltage that previously irrelevant issues appeared: cosmic rays could change a calculation. Strong and weak nuclear forces affected the electrons in the wires, again changing the calculations. Basically, Einstein was reaching out from the grave to cockblock an entire industry. The industry said, until we figure out how to fix this, computers won't get any faster than around 3GHz. And they haven't figured it out yet. So all the clever talk from Mr. Jobs, all the sexy PC cases from Dell and HP, all the HDMI and USB 3.0 ports, dedicated Facebook buttons, all of this shit, is all one big "pay no attention to the man behind the mirror" maneuver, misdirection, to keep us from noticing that computers have been stuck at 3GHz for years now, that the "main feature" driving our PC upgrades since the late 80s is gone. Apple is just more showy about it, as usual, like a drag queen with 5 o'clock shadow.
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that he was already a few landings shy of the top floor when he decided that letting a scorpion bite him for fun was a good idea.