<![CDATA[Comments from PickleTitsTurner]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/gawker.com.png <![CDATA[Comments from PickleTitsTurner]]> http://gawker.com/people/PickleTitsTurner http://gawker.com/people/PickleTitsTurner PickleTitsTurner commented on "You Bite the Very Short Asian Girl On the Neck..." @Jack Ketch: That would be your masterpiece.

]]> http://gawker.com/389155/you-bite-the-very-short-asian-girl-on-the-neck#c5626542 http://gawker.com/389155/you-bite-the-very-short-asian-girl-on-the-neck#c5626542 Fri, 09 May 2008 17:57:58 EDT PickleTitsTurner commented on "You Bite the Very Short Asian Girl On the Neck..." All signifier, no signified.

]]> http://gawker.com/389155/you-bite-the-very-short-asian-girl-on-the-neck#c5625687 http://gawker.com/389155/you-bite-the-very-short-asian-girl-on-the-neck#c5625687 Fri, 09 May 2008 17:16:50 EDT PickleTitsTurner commented on An Ugly Business @CrankYank: Only for the ugly.

]]> http://gawker.com/389089/an-ugly-business#c5625317 http://gawker.com/389089/an-ugly-business#c5625317 Fri, 09 May 2008 16:59:46 EDT PickleTitsTurner commented on An Ugly Business @CrankYank: Clothing optional?

]]> http://gawker.com/389089/an-ugly-business#c5624488 http://gawker.com/389089/an-ugly-business#c5624488 Fri, 09 May 2008 16:29:40 EDT PickleTitsTurner commented on An Ugly Business @CrankYank: That raises an interesting question: Do the resurrection photos have to include a face, or can they be ass-shots?

]]> http://gawker.com/389089/an-ugly-business#c5623476 http://gawker.com/389089/an-ugly-business#c5623476 Fri, 09 May 2008 15:59:30 EDT PickleTitsTurner commented on An Ugly Business I'm actually pretty hot, so...

]]> http://gawker.com/389089/an-ugly-business#c5622717 http://gawker.com/389089/an-ugly-business#c5622717 Fri, 09 May 2008 15:34:10 EDT PickleTitsTurner commented on An Ugly Business How about "Dry humped the tree bark"

Is that okay?

]]> http://gawker.com/389089/an-ugly-business#c5621969 http://gawker.com/389089/an-ugly-business#c5621969 Fri, 09 May 2008 15:10:45 EDT PickleTitsTurner commented on Banksy Unmasked? Let's consult Foucualt.

Hm. Interesting. Well, that about does it.

The author is dead. So it doesn't matter who Banksy is or is not.

]]> http://gawker.com/389054/banksy-unmasked#c5621842 http://gawker.com/389054/banksy-unmasked#c5621842 Fri, 09 May 2008 15:06:35 EDT PickleTitsTurner commented on Why Did Everyone Get Upset When Barack Obama Said Poverty Made Poor White People Go Crazy Again? Obama needs to adopt a 49 state strategy and leave this one out.

]]> http://gawker.com/389044/why-did-everyone-get-upset-when-barack-obama-said-poverty-made-poor-white-people-go-crazy-again#c5619643 http://gawker.com/389044/why-did-everyone-get-upset-when-barack-obama-said-poverty-made-poor-white-people-go-crazy-again#c5619643 Fri, 09 May 2008 13:56:55 EDT PickleTitsTurner commented on More Closeted Athlete Details From The Gay Hip Hop Author Len Bias?

[crickets]

What? Too soon?

]]> http://gawker.com/388643/more-closeted-athlete-details-from-the-gay-hip-hop-author#c5600355 http://gawker.com/388643/more-closeted-athlete-details-from-the-gay-hip-hop-author#c5600355 Thu, 08 May 2008 15:50:26 EDT PickleTitsTurner commented on "I Love the Ghetto": Bushwick Hipsters Explain Their Outfits You know who doesn't love the ghetto? People who actually have to live there.

I hate poverty tourists/fetishists.

It's fucking demeaning.

]]> http://gawker.com/388649/i-love-the-ghetto-bushwick-hipsters-explain-their-outfits#c5599812 http://gawker.com/388649/i-love-the-ghetto-bushwick-hipsters-explain-their-outfits#c5599812 Thu, 08 May 2008 15:32:48 EDT PickleTitsTurner commented on Julia Allison Plays Familiar Role in Book About "Filthy Rich" Watch out for my handbook. It's a response to all these sorts of handbooks. Let's just say that the working title is "Little Red Handbook."

]]> http://gawker.com/388472/julia-allison-plays-familiar-role-in-book-about-filthy-rich#c5593821 http://gawker.com/388472/julia-allison-plays-familiar-role-in-book-about-filthy-rich#c5593821 Thu, 08 May 2008 12:29:12 EDT PickleTitsTurner commented on Harvey Weinstein Threatens to Destroy Democratic Party Unless His Gal Hil Wins I love how success in one field sort of translates into this univerisal idea of "success" or "wisdom" or whatever. What I mean to say is that it's hysterical that the guy who cobbled together the money to pay for a movie that won an Oscar thinks that is good enough reason to call up and bully the SPEAKER OF THE FUCKING HOUSE!?!

]]> http://gawker.com/388509/harvey-weinstein-threatens-to-destroy-democratic-party-unless-his-gal-hil-wins#c5593767 http://gawker.com/388509/harvey-weinstein-threatens-to-destroy-democratic-party-unless-his-gal-hil-wins#c5593767 Thu, 08 May 2008 12:27:37 EDT PickleTitsTurner commented on Woman Wants Six Figures For Alleged Lohan Coat Theft Better pay up.

I don't buy this whole "Russian Fur Trading Family" thing at all. One night Miss Lohan might get a mysterious invite to a party down on the waterfront in Brighton Beach

]]> http://gawker.com/388165/woman-wants-six-figures-for-alleged-lohan-coat-theft#c5576088 http://gawker.com/388165/woman-wants-six-figures-for-alleged-lohan-coat-theft#c5576088 Wed, 07 May 2008 15:09:35 EDT PickleTitsTurner commented on Saturday Night Olds are the new Brooklyn hispters?

]]> http://gawker.com/5008129/saturday-night#c5575560 http://gawker.com/5008129/saturday-night#c5575560 Wed, 07 May 2008 14:53:30 EDT PickleTitsTurner commented on Muggle Law Can Harold Bloom and I sue JK Rowling for being a shitty writer?

]]> http://gawker.com/388038/muggle-law#c5570096 http://gawker.com/388038/muggle-law#c5570096 Wed, 07 May 2008 11:50:37 EDT PickleTitsTurner commented on Maureen Dowd Unconcerned About Fake News If there was a Wicker Man in Manhattan, and it had to be burned with somebody inside it to save the rotting soul of big media, who would be the sacrifice?

]]> http://gawker.com/387740/maureen-dowd-unconcerned-about-fake-news#c5554073 http://gawker.com/387740/maureen-dowd-unconcerned-about-fake-news#c5554073 Tue, 06 May 2008 16:31:50 EDT PickleTitsTurner commented on Penguin Books Proves The Entire Internet Can't Write A Novel I could have saved them all a lot of trouble. Only people in Manhattan and certain parts of Brooklyn can write novels.

]]> http://gawker.com/387731/penguin-books-proves-the-entire-internet-cant-write-a-novel#c5551984 http://gawker.com/387731/penguin-books-proves-the-entire-internet-cant-write-a-novel#c5551984 Tue, 06 May 2008 15:28:54 EDT PickleTitsTurner commented on Are Celebrities Done With Brooklyn? Red Hook's pretty great. Too bad they're building an Ikea, like, right on top of it.

Every time I go to New York, I find it looking and feeling more and more like everywhere else.

Sad. Shed a tear. Move on with life.

]]> http://gawker.com/387595/are-celebrities-done-with-brooklyn#c5545249 http://gawker.com/387595/are-celebrities-done-with-brooklyn#c5545249 Tue, 06 May 2008 11:54:29 EDT PickleTitsTurner commented on 'We're Just As Good As NYC,' Lies Rest Of New York "Come to Beautiful NYC and visit one of the largest collections of Condos in the World!"

]]> http://gawker.com/387528/were-just-as-good-as-nyc-lies-rest-of-new-york#c5542352 http://gawker.com/387528/were-just-as-good-as-nyc-lies-rest-of-new-york#c5542352 Tue, 06 May 2008 10:03:34 EDT PickleTitsTurner commented on Shouty Sportswriter Is Sorry For Yelling It's good this debate happened. As we all know, sportswriting is the most important thing in the fucking universe.

]]> http://gawker.com/387296/shouty-sportswriter-is-sorry-for-yelling#c5531469 http://gawker.com/387296/shouty-sportswriter-is-sorry-for-yelling#c5531469 Mon, 05 May 2008 16:18:09 EDT PickleTitsTurner commented on The Most Important Interview of Our Time Surpise! Oprah is Xenu!

]]> http://gawker.com/386766/the-most-important-interview-of-our-time#c5503940 http://gawker.com/386766/the-most-important-interview-of-our-time#c5503940 Fri, 02 May 2008 18:00:07 EDT PickleTitsTurner commented on Jack Ketch Proffers An Explanation @flipper baby: I was orginally going to say "And, after the execution, we, the dead, realize that there is a hell of a lot more than wasting one's life away commenting on a blog."

That fun enough for'ya?

]]> http://gawker.com/386659/jack-ketch-proffers-an-explanation#c5500266 http://gawker.com/386659/jack-ketch-proffers-an-explanation#c5500266 Fri, 02 May 2008 15:24:53 EDT PickleTitsTurner commented on Jack Ketch Proffers An Explanation I guess if Mr. Ketch's feeling like it is now grounds for execution, then we can all expect to go sometime soon. Might as well just enjoy our time, and then, when it does come, we can all just get on with our lives. If one can call an existence without commenting privlages a life.

]]> http://gawker.com/386659/jack-ketch-proffers-an-explanation#c5499635 http://gawker.com/386659/jack-ketch-proffers-an-explanation#c5499635 Fri, 02 May 2008 14:59:34 EDT PickleTitsTurner commented on Famous Bookstore Run By Jerk I love it when people glamorize their jobs. She works at a large bookstore (which is excellent, I might add), big fucking deal. It's not like she writes the books.

]]> http://gawker.com/386632/famous-bookstore-run-by-jerk#c5498231 http://gawker.com/386632/famous-bookstore-run-by-jerk#c5498231 Fri, 02 May 2008 14:01:32 EDT PickleTitsTurner commented on Incarcerated Rapper Reveals Satanic Molester Conspiracy THE EARTH PRODUCES NATURAL ENERGY THAT SHOOTS UP AND DOWN IN A VORTEX OR DOUBLE HELIX SHAPE.

Instead of a star, can I have the above described phenomenon next to my commenter name?

]]> http://gawker.com/386609/incarcerated-rapper-reveals-satanic-molester-conspiracy#c5496494 http://gawker.com/386609/incarcerated-rapper-reveals-satanic-molester-conspiracy#c5496494 Fri, 02 May 2008 13:01:45 EDT PickleTitsTurner commented on "Enjoying the Fried Calamari" Not Actually a Sexual Euphemism, Sadly So did he bake an upside down pineapple cake with his date, or not?

]]> http://gawker.com/386563/enjoying-the-fried-calamari-not-actually-a-sexual-euphemism-sadly#c5495156 http://gawker.com/386563/enjoying-the-fried-calamari-not-actually-a-sexual-euphemism-sadly#c5495156 Fri, 02 May 2008 12:16:01 EDT PickleTitsTurner commented on $100,000 Whitewash: Store Owner Paints Over Banksy Art @MyCubeHas3Sides: @winniemc: Yes, I am in the outerlands (hinterlands, actually), where none of us know how to read and we sit around all day dreaming of NYC with stars in our eyes.

]]> http://gawker.com/386283/100000-whitewash-store-owner-paints-over-banksy-art#c5484097 http://gawker.com/386283/100000-whitewash-store-owner-paints-over-banksy-art#c5484097 Thu, 01 May 2008 17:51:39 EDT PickleTitsTurner commented on Million-Whatever Marches Getting Out Of Control Alas, we may never meet.

]]> http://gawker.com/386269/million+whatever-marches-getting-out-of-control#c5483579 http://gawker.com/386269/million+whatever-marches-getting-out-of-control#c5483579 Thu, 01 May 2008 17:26:47 EDT PickleTitsTurner commented on Million-Whatever Marches Getting Out Of Control More like Jeff Bridges in "The Vanishing."

Kidding.

I'm more like a mix between Burt Reynolds in "Deliverance" and Jimmy Stewart in "Mr Smith Goes to Washington."

]]> http://gawker.com/386269/million+whatever-marches-getting-out-of-control#c5483107 http://gawker.com/386269/million+whatever-marches-getting-out-of-control#c5483107 Thu, 01 May 2008 17:07:04 EDT PickleTitsTurner commented on Million-Whatever Marches Getting Out Of Control Many colors, the most prominent of those being the orange stripes on the huge tiger painted on the side.

Roawrr!

]]> http://gawker.com/386269/million+whatever-marches-getting-out-of-control#c5482609 http://gawker.com/386269/million+whatever-marches-getting-out-of-control#c5482609 Thu, 01 May 2008 16:49:36 EDT PickleTitsTurner commented on Did You 'Enjoy the Fried Calamari' On Your Date Last Night? I'll up his fried calamari one giant Sperm Whale.

Thar she blows!

]]> http://gawker.com/386306/did-you-enjoy-the-fried-calamari-on-your-date-last-night#c5482434 http://gawker.com/386306/did-you-enjoy-the-fried-calamari-on-your-date-last-night#c5482434 Thu, 01 May 2008 16:44:30 EDT PickleTitsTurner commented on The Death Agony Of America's Biggest Magazine Let's be honest, the quality of the writing had declined over the years.

Mr. Denton,
How much would you sell/trade Gawker for. A bajillion dollars, that Honus Wagner baseball card, unlimited wishes, what would it take?

]]> http://gawker.com/5007524/the-death-agony-of-americas-biggest-magazine#c5482181 http://gawker.com/5007524/the-death-agony-of-americas-biggest-magazine#c5482181 Thu, 01 May 2008 16:36:09 EDT PickleTitsTurner commented on Million-Whatever Marches Getting Out Of Control @CopyofBlueboy: Will the white chicks be bitter enough to make some questionable decisions with me in my van.

]]> http://gawker.com/386269/million+whatever-marches-getting-out-of-control#c5481209 http://gawker.com/386269/million+whatever-marches-getting-out-of-control#c5481209 Thu, 01 May 2008 16:04:58 EDT PickleTitsTurner commented on $100,000 Whitewash: Store Owner Paints Over Banksy Art I will send a special prize to any New Yorker who finds that wall and tags my Gawker handle on it.

]]> http://gawker.com/386283/100000-whitewash-store-owner-paints-over-banksy-art#c5481066 http://gawker.com/386283/100000-whitewash-store-owner-paints-over-banksy-art#c5481066 Thu, 01 May 2008 16:00:48 EDT PickleTitsTurner commented on Three Reasons Why No One's Watching TV Dramas Six Feet Under was great.

Then again, that wasn't TV, that was...

I should be executed.

]]> http://gawker.com/386276/three-reasons-why-no-ones-watching-tv-dramas#c5480435 http://gawker.com/386276/three-reasons-why-no-ones-watching-tv-dramas#c5480435 Thu, 01 May 2008 15:38:01 EDT PickleTitsTurner commented on Million-Whatever Marches Getting Out Of Control Are talking about real DJ's, you know, like hip hop or techno DJ's, or the people that hang around in hispter bars and play records?

]]> http://gawker.com/386269/million+whatever-marches-getting-out-of-control#c5480015 http://gawker.com/386269/million+whatever-marches-getting-out-of-control#c5480015 Thu, 01 May 2008 15:23:39 EDT PickleTitsTurner commented on DC Madam Deborah Palfrey: 1956-2008 I have heard that suicide by means of paid assasin is one of the more painless ways to go.

]]> http://gawker.com/386228/dc-madam-deborah-palfrey-1956+2008#c5479049 http://gawker.com/386228/dc-madam-deborah-palfrey-1956+2008#c5479049 Thu, 01 May 2008 14:49:19 EDT PickleTitsTurner commented on Please Stop Talking About Puppies "Please stop talking about puppies." Said the blog that won't stop talking about Gossip Girl and Julia Allison.

Zing, Gawker, zing.

]]> http://gawker.com/386198/please-stop-talking-about-puppies#c5476692 http://gawker.com/386198/please-stop-talking-about-puppies#c5476692 Thu, 01 May 2008 13:28:50 EDT PickleTitsTurner commented on Did Jay McInerney Know He Was 30 Years Late to the Beatrice Inn? @belltolls: Me too. But that look on his face just makes me think he'd be all like: "Okay, fine, I'll eat the shit."

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