PontiusPirate commented on The Sick Orders of the World's Most Heinous Boss

"Eh, happens to the best of us."

PontiusPirate commented on Confessed Teen Killer's Social Networking Hobbies: 'Killing People'

"Anytime I see a story like this, I think of the song "Westfall" - "Now, with all these cameras focused on my face, you'd think they could see it through my skin. They're looking for evil, thinking they can trace it, but evil don’t look like anything.""

PontiusPirate commented on Facebook Named in Federal Class-Action Suit over Scammy Zynga Ads

"I hear Farmville's customer service team has been offshored to Nigeria, where the locals are very adept at running these types of operations."

PontiusPirate commented on Facebook Named in Federal Class-Action Suit over Scammy Zynga Ads

"@colonelpanic: Let's see, they've gotten around 54m in funding, their revenues are around 200m, and their profit is where?"

PontiusPirate commented on Benoit Denizet-Lewis Health Report

""Bad sushi" is code for Bai Ling."

PontiusPirate commented on Report: Activision Sets Up Third Call Of Duty Team

"There are clearly no Activision insiders at Kotaku or else you'd have figured out what was going on between Treyarch, IW, and Sledgehammer already. "The ex-Dead Space developers could take the franchise in a more futuristic direction, if they dare." Oy vey."

PontiusPirate commented on Palin's Campaign Chaperone Eviscerates Her for Lying in Book

"@cmcyclist: "Seems we should be worrying more about why over the last 10 years or so we have elected such incredible retards to run our country while our country falls further into debt and the economy sinks into a hole that is going take a long time to dig out of than some woman on a book tour." I agree that roughly ~8 of the last 10 years have been run by a retard who helped this country fall into an economic black-hole - and that we hopefully will not repeat that mistake with a certain retard whose on her book tour right now, hence why we talk about it."