@Randy the Dodge Ram: "It just means we need to train audiences to follow women's sports with the same rabid passion they've long had for the Dodgers or the Lakers."
~shudder~
So it's not that they're not interested, it's that they need to be "trained" to enjoy the games, presumably using some sort of apparatus like the one used in a Clockwork Orange.
I don't watch women's sports for the same reason that I don't watch minor league baseball - it's simply features a lower level of play, less intensity, and fewer interesting personalities.
@ShakeTiller: Clarify what you mean by "hit".
I'm holding out for the reality show about the bitter "professional blogger" who bangs beat married chicks.
@Paul Miles: One particular construction worker on that project is a real inspiration to the rest. Despite repeated bouts of chlamydia, he manages to lead his softball league in home runs. That's what sports is all about.
That's got to be more painful for Reilly than an impacted bicuspid!
do peter king next
This whole thing is going to be highly entertaining if/when Reed misses a gamewinner on Sunday.
Sarah Lacy fails to understand that her "brand" is "that chick who wrote an article about Kevin Rose being 'worth' $60 million and who interviewed Mark Zuckerberg poorly".
@GhostofCharlesBronson: STEVEN A. SMITH ENJOYS THESE CHEETOS - SO HOOD.
@EditorOfTheDailyFaberian: Dave Zirin writes for Slam magazine. That's all I need to know about his judgment.
I'm wondering - is it off limits to "question someone's patriotism" who has explicitly said he's not a fan of the US?
"here are the gut-busters from the column, for your enjoyment"
I genuinely thought you were making those up.
Apparently no one told the Microsoft marketing people that Seinfeld went off the air 10 goddamn years ago.
@Brazil Thrill: I don't know; Vick strikes me as the type that's on the pitching end of the prison raping.
This article convinced me once and for all that Simmons is one of the dumbest people in all of recorded history.
"but still, blackjack is all about runs, right? You have something like a 44 percent chance of winning each hand. If you're ripping off a marathon blackjack session, you aren't winning money unless you "up" your wagers during those few inevitable good waves … and how do you know when you're hitting a hot streak when every hand is arbitrary?"
Simmons thinks that he gets worse cards from an automatic shuffler than from a human dealer.
Yeah, I totally remember in 2002 when Cher retired.
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WHERE IS MY GODDAMN MONEY I WILL SLAP THE TASTE OUT OF YOUR M*********** MOUTH
Try making a reference to souffles or the length of Katie Couric's heels while watching a game with your friends and see how long it takes for someone to kick your ass.
At least no one had an obscure life-threatening disease in this particular column.
Good Times Bad Times by Led Zeppelin would be the ultimate RB2 song.
"In it, G will live among straight people and pretend to be one of them."
/fixed
