this.
I'm pretty sure she's having a Strongbad.
No way in hell would Hamilton shill for this fly-by-night operation. Everyone knows he gets his kickbacks directly from the Dr. Randall J Strossen Institute for Physical Awesomeness.
If that product ever makes it to the shelves of the Associated under which I live, I will wrap myself in said toilet paper and pretend I'm the Ghost of Commenters Past, haunting Emily Gould's underwear.
Oh, I suspect all I have to do is write a few sprawly overshares about my malformed opinions and I'll be good as new.
That reminds me: Hey, did you hear about this Susan Kommen lady? She used to focus on saving boobs but now she shoots fetuses with pink handguns I guess? It's weird because the same thing happened to my cousin. Not the one in Ann Arbor, but the one who sold me my Tercel...
The new season of Wilfred is so weird.
Oh you know, we had creative differences.
I look forward to reading the Missed Connections posting.
but which one will supply the needed mix of heroin and bad music?
And please stop posting pictures of them to facebook. My newsfeed looks like a casting call for Labyrinth 2.
If I had 1,000 years of backlog, I'd probably have an opinion on when I wanted to go to the toilet (hint: it's not next Sunday.)
The comments below are a sad reminder to me that there are kids that came of age to the music the late 90's. OMG, Papa Roach AND 311 are playing the Warped Tour!!! Let's throw a Sugar Ray CD in the car stereo and go!
"Kenneth "Kenny" Clements-- who has since graduated and is now an eighteen-year-old AC/DC fan, as revealed by his Facebook page..."
Sounds like he's having a hard enough time getting laid as it is.
"Ethnic" is where they speak some sort of foreign.
In related news, Chili's protested the findings of this investigation, issuing this statement: "I want my baby back, baby back, baby back!"
Agreed. She's the best surprise I've had here in a while. Interesting articles and I love the sly humor. So much better than the typical "Listicle of Cocks I Would Suck" posts this site has been running lately.
It's fine. All those fire drills prepared them for stuff like this.
only if you count the lizard people too.
