This is too obvious. I can't say anything.
The best thing about this video/song is that it's over, and I have no reason to listen to it again.
@Bright Star: yeah, that or the silver daddy with the lavender cardigan draped over the shoulders
This is so tame compared to what happens on navy ships during Crossing the Line ceremonies
@TheRant: Sam Kinison was not available, for obvious reasons
@vabeard: it's what the Navy's always been known for, especially on the large ships.
If anything, this guy is guilty of being boring and unfunny. I think the people most insulted by this are those who have never had to go through a 7-month deployment. The command does whatever they can to keep the crew entertained and from killing each other. Out of context, this video is sophomoric and tasteless. Save the outrage for something that really matters. Move along, nothing to see here

If you haven't watched the video yet, don't! It's long, unfunny and boring.
Okay, I see the used sex toy, where's the woman?
Dude, who peed in your egg nog?
Schadenfreude! God how I like that there is actually a word to describe how I feel =D
@Jim+Pam_always: My sentiments exactly. There is no way that Bristol has ever heard of K.D. Lang or the Indigo Girls. Sounds to me like "mama grizzly" is putting words into Bristol's mouth
I think the only chaos going on here is the chaos being created by all the articles being written about this new Weight Watchers calculations method.

Besides helping people lose weight, WW is a business like any other. They are a for profit company. They have to shake things up every few years to keep interest in their program. For anyone who has ever joined WW, once you have the formula, why pay to attend meetings? Well, they will beat into your head that it's the meetings! The meetings is what keeps people motivated, especially women. But for people like myself, I just went to learn the method. Also, if you look around, there are a few phone apps that do the calculations and also help you keep track of your daily points. In fact, the one app I use already has the new formula.

There really is no reason to get your XXXL panties in a bunch. The new point calculation method is probably about 75% a marketing strategy.
Ryan Tate is not exactly Carl Bernstein
I'm perfectly happy with my Roku. I have Netflix, Amazon Video, Hulu Plus, and a host of other free content. It's simple, works great, and it was cheap!
@jimbehrle: burying the story was probably part of the settlement
He was soo cute when he was younger. Now he just looks like an oddly shaped penis.
@Cynical Media Bitch: I agree with you. The only problem between TSA and Israeli security is that most of the El Al screeners go through extensive college level training in psychology. While many TSA screeners could be capable of this type of training, many were working security at Target and Best Buy before they signed up.
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