Sebaceous's Messages

Sebaceous commented on The Best & Worst Of 'International Male,' Summer 1986

"A fez, jauntily placed on that serious man's head...really?"

http://jezebel.com/5038553/#c7307249 3:50 PM on Aug 19

Sebaceous commented on We just got a fantastically

"Can it be used in conjunction with the Flowbee?"

http://jezebel.com/5033278/#c7065180 5:40 PM on Aug 5

Sebaceous commented on Why Does A Flack Want To "Help" A Reporter?

"This very post is why he does it -- the man is a publicity whore and if it gets him attention, he will say or do anything."

http://gawker.com/5028283/#c6842473 2:22 PM on Jul 23

Sebaceous commented on This Great Country of Ours Soldiers On

"Kinda looks like she is pooping..."

http://gawker.com/397469/#c6447303 3:53 PM on Jun 30

Sebaceous commented on Are Threesomes Really Normal? The National Review Enlists Three Bloggers To Debate Glamour

"I have been involved in a threesome actual relationship -- MFF -- they are married, I am the female guest."

http://jezebel.com/5018316/#c6362159 6:21 PM on Jun 24

Sebaceous commented on Help Me Make The Saddest Playlist In The World

""Take a Bow" by Madonna always brings me back to one of the saddest times in my life."

http://gawker.com/394346/#c5959733 4:54 PM on May 30

Sebaceous commented on Help Me Make The Saddest Playlist In The World

"He may be cheeseball and all that (although someone did mention Clay Aiken) but Barry Manilow has to take the cake for writing the saddest song lyrics ever."

http://gawker.com/394346/#c5959681 4:52 PM on May 30

Sebaceous commented on Did America's Next Top Model's "Plus-Sized" Winner Lose Weight Right Away?

"She looks like she is just one of those big boned, corn-fed girls."

http://gawker.com/392047/#c5792523 1:44 PM on May 20

Sebaceous commented on What Constitutes a Dry Spell?

"I am exactly like this...I am in a relationship and if more than a week goes by I get kind of psycho and all in my head."

http://jezebel.com/388678/#c5604403 6:08 PM on May 8

Sebaceous commented on Kardashian Sisters Laugh In Kim's "Ugly Face"

"Kourtney is just befuddled because she is pretty but not famous and keeps a loser boyfriend - Scott- in tow."

http://jezebel.com/387211/#c5534728 6:35 PM on May 5

Sebaceous commented on "Pink's My Favorite Color" -Tinsley Mortimer

"Tori Spelling's illegitimate sister revealed!"

http://gawker.com/373036/#c4916109 12:13 PM on Mar 28

Sebaceous commented on The Return of Donna Martin?

"In the sequel, she would make a fantastic waitress at the Peach Pit, serving pie to a depressed Luke Perry who wonders why, for someone barely out of High School, he looks 50."

http://gawker.com/370636/#c4812293 2:22 PM on Mar 21

Sebaceous commented on The Return of Donna Martin?

"I also think Tori would make a wonderful waitress at the Peach Pit, serving peach pie to a depressed Luke Perry, who is wondering why he looks 50 yet barely out of high school."

http://gawker.com/370636/#c4812255 2:20 PM on Mar 21

Sebaceous commented on God, What I Would Give For A Hit Of Tagalongs

"@techdave80: I was just about to type that but had to get the melted Grasshopper minty chocolate goodness off my fingers first -- and from a 100 calorie pack no less! Anyone notice that Thin Mints this year are packaged in foil tubes and have different nutrition info?"

http://gawker.com/369247/#c4761862 7:32 PM on Mar 18

Sebaceous commented on Mary Rambin Cheerfully Admits to Restylane