SecureLocation commented on Rumor: Layoffs at Reader's Digest (Updated)

"I hear the halls of RD headquarters ijn Pleasantville are emptier than Dick Cheney's heart"

SecureLocation commented on The iPhone's First Upselling Magazine App

"Well, Zinenko is a doofus so we can assume this is an idea as dumb as he is."

SecureLocation commented on Is It Worth Keeping Kids Away From Cigarettes If It Means Less Money For Maxim?

"Sure they expected this sonner or later but no magazine can afford an $8 million revenue hit, especially not struggling titles like Maxim, Playboy and Men's Journal."

SecureLocation commented on Area Dementor Pretty Pleased With the New Uniforms

""It...is...ALIVE!""

SecureLocation commented on Philly Paper Has 'Only Despicable Republicans' Hiring Policy

"Hmm, good luck with that."

SecureLocation commented on Did Bad Customer Service Doom Circuit City?

"CC was a horror show."

SecureLocation commented on Ana Marie Cox's White House Correspondents Dinner Super Awesome Celeb Scrapbook

"Not sure who Ana Marie Cox is but she's a very bad photographer"

SecureLocation commented on Bam's Burger Blunder: Dijon Already His 'Mission Accomplished'

"Last time I checked dijon mustard was like $1.59 at the local Costco."

SecureLocation commented on Kiefer Sutherland's Nightmare Scenario Unfolding

"It's a pity."

SecureLocation commented on Obama Orders Burger With Elitist European Condiment

"Yep, this is why the Republicans will stumbling around in the wilderness for many years to come."