Wait, I found some Haldol outside Bellevue.

@Sheila: For some reason the doctors are always giving me Haldol and Lithium! Can't figure it out.
Matt! if you're holding, plz share w/ your girlfriend.
I had that palpable "feeling" when I saw Liev Schreiber the other night, but then I repressed it.
@snugbug: just drunk n' proscratinatin' on the Internets, seeing what my old fameball JA is up to! #juliaallison
also: "or past 10pm." Nice.
well I got into Monkey Bar the other night. It was easy!
@Edward Lionheart: good point. I forgot how low their rates were!
Four dollars a word---bullshit. Maybe her agent negotiated that for her Time Out column, which (suprise!) wasn't interested in renewing her contract. But, other than that, sorry Julia, we know that's not happening.
I went to Brazil once. I applied for my visa with time to spare to ensure I could into the country. Wasn't that hard.
most boring sex-texts ever! and they say romance is dead...
Aww, come on. The music plus was one tiny para at the end of the statement. The rest of what she had to say was right on.
I guess they're saying they're trying to become a blog? A "a more direct publishing system" sounds like Wordpress to me. Moving forward...
Um, this is what happens when people (like Jakob) have way, waaaaaaaaaay too much money (and therefore: time) and they spend their days obsessing over stuff that everyone on the internet forgot about long ago.
That would be Warped Tour '99. Wooooo!
my uterus hurts...
HEIDI, TAKE OFF YR PANTYy@@@11!
Christ, what an asshole.
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