Shelwood commented on How to Talk to Your Conservative Relatives

"@allyzay: this also occurs frequently in New Jersey."

Shelwood commented on M Is For Michelle, An Elegant Mystery

"@ClementinedeWinter: My father chose Michelle for me six months before the Beatles song came out..."

Shelwood commented on Please Join Me in Welcoming Myself

"@Awesome X: Step one: sleep with one or more coworkers Step two: stop sleeping with coworker(s) and whine about it Step three: ?? Step four: Profit #housekeeping"

Shelwood commented on Mad Men: The Week Everyone Was Sad for a While

"@redqueenmeg: And the whole intro segment of Singin' in the Rain is Don giving a glossed over totally fake origin story for himself and Cosmo, intercut with scenes showing the audience the truth."

Shelwood commented on Get Spray Paint Off Your Car

"When the brats next door spraypainted my car years ago, I used ovencleaner."

Shelwood commented on Cities Equidistant From Philadephia and New York Besieged By Desperate Reporters

"@hilikusopus: As someone who lives on one of those marching routes from the Revolutionary War, and is also smack dab between Philly and New York, I endorse your analogy whole-heartedly."

Shelwood commented on An Open Letter To Halloween From The Ghost Of Christmas Future

"@lo-mantang: You got off easy."

Shelwood commented on Adam Goldberg's Bizarre, Self-Loathing Tour of LA

"@snugbug: I was able to resist his whiny charm until he came down decisively as anti-Three Stooges, pro-Laurel & Hardy."