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"What is wrong with you?"

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"so, like, you mean SEVEN, right?"

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"HEYTHATSMYBIKE AT 05:50 PM: Ha!"

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"Damn, I haven't been to a party that sounds as hilarious as that one must have been in years!!"

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"Hot, but as the author of American Vertigo, not exactly up for Deep Thought Award of the Decade."

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""I'm making my LUNCH.""

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"BY MR-BUSY AT 03:21 PM: Ha!"

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"Did he seriously include those translations in his uppity letter?"

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"@NOASALIRA AT 03:40 PM: which is less attractive?"

Shinyfluff commented on Would You Rather Have A Baby Or Herpes?

"Herp."