Yep, the Red Carpet Club in Narita owns. #wereadtwittersoyoudonthaveto
#3 is so obviously Heigl, who is currently hallucinating her dead fiance, who keeps telling her that "he's here for her."

It's a Mr. Grim, he's come about the reaping.

I would like Paul Simon to write a song about me. Either that, or he can just rename Kathy's Song with my name in it.
@nellicat: Well said. This is the most distressing stuff I read on Jezebel, the insane absolute willingness to depart with things like the first amendment.

Let it be said that 1) I have kept up with this story from the beginning and 2) this has been the same thing over and over (and I sure would be interested in Jezebel possibly addressing the legal aspect of this case instead of stoking emotions, but I guess you do what gets you page views), and it doesn't keep being the same story.

This has got to be viewed with the impartial eyes of the law, and there's no law against being mean. No matter how mean. If you tell some guy at the subway to go fuck himself because he's talking to you and you just broke up with his boyfriend, and he goes and hangs himself, is it your responsibility? Does it matter if he's 16 or 19?

What she did was horrible, and she's a horrible person and it's so desperately, awfully sad, but goddamn if y'all don't need to take a step back and think of the implications of your own civil rights if we just start prosecuting people with trumped up charges just because someone did something mean. GAAH.

@shorty63136: Yes, because it's so much fun to hear an Apple fanboy go on and on about Apple's business decisions for chaining their products to iTunes.

There's such a thing as having the phone because its functionality for 99% of the time is totally above and beyond, and then the other 1% being incredibly irritated at certain aspects of it.

It's like saying "Well, if you're computing on a PC, you don't get to bitch about how SQL 2005 interface sucks." It's completely disingenuous, and one of the most irritating things about owning an Apple product; the rest of us get lumped in with Apple fanatics who think that everything the company does was ordained by a turtlenecked Messiah.

@Larry Bird Flu: To punish Sikorski, Parliament put him in a round room and told him to stand in the corner.
She's like Lily Bart without the scruples.
@junkyardarts: I just bought these Docs for a trip to Europe. You'd never, in a million years, be able to tell with them on. They're super cute.
@Adah: I love it when religious people start bitching about how hard it is to believe in God in America these days.

As an atheist who couldn't give a fuck, I oppose all evangelism. And people who think that their church is the cool one. Church != cool.

@Crazy Broad: Oh my fucking god, I know, those boots are incredible.
Hey, I have an easy solution. Kill Dirty Sexy Money, push back Pushing Daisies an hour, with a leadin of like, I don't know, car crashes. Cognitive dissonance! It's like ABC's little speedball.
@dreamypisces: It probably wouldn't if you took one damned hour to watch the fucking American version.

Shouldn't this topic have been dead 3 years ago? WE GET IT THE BRITISH VERSION WAS GOOD, SO IS THE AMERICAN ONE.

So I'm the ONLY one who thinks the tights are cool?
@Private Hangnail: I am interested in finding this out for myself.
I was talking to my sister about these night before last and trying to get her to explain the appeal since she's read them and her kids like them.

She began telling me what they were about and how the chick lead is a simpering needy whiner and I heard my 13-year-old nephew start yelling at her in the background how she was "misrepresenting" the books and that it wasn't fair for her to tell me about them, because I needed to read them myself to form an opinion. He sounded like he was being personally insulted by her critiques.

This movie is gonna be huge.

Poor Matthew Modine. I would have given you my seat.
He should get together with Diablo Cody and they can have a baby that is an actual physical manifestation of an ironically memorable movie from everyone's mid 80s childhoods. I am thinking a giant Wolverine with Patrick Swayze's head.
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