Smackdown commented on New Photos Reveal 'Mark Zuckerberg' Wore Nothing But Gray Hoodies

"Timely joke about Unabomber."

Smackdown commented on Interns and Robots Stoke the Twitterati

"Yep, the Red Carpet Club in Narita owns."

Smackdown commented on Best Twitter Client?

"Vote: Tweetie"

Smackdown commented on Whose 'Exotic Hooker' Problem Is About To Be Revealed?

"#3 is so obviously Heigl, who is currently hallucinating her dead fiance, who keeps telling her that "he's here for her." It's a Mr."

Smackdown commented on New Carrie Fisher Memoir: Mom Got Me A Vibrator For Xmas

"I would like Paul Simon to write a song about me."

Smackdown commented on MySpace Trial, Day 1: Megan Meier's Last Words

"@nellicat: Well said."

Smackdown commented on According to the Boy Genius

"@shorty63136: Yes, because it's so much fun to hear an Apple fanboy go on and on about Apple's business decisions for chaining their products to iTunes. There's such a thing as having the phone because its functionality for 99% of the time is totally above and beyond, and then the other 1% being incredibly irritated at certain aspects of it. It's like saying "Well, if you're computing on a PC, you don't get to bitch about how SQL 2005 interface sucks." It's completely disingenuous, and one of the most irritating things about owning an Apple product; the rest of us get lumped in with Apple fanatics who think that everything the company does was ordained by a turtlenecked Messiah."

Smackdown commented on International Respect Watch

"@Larry Bird Flu: To punish Sikorski, Parliament put him in a round room and told him to stand in the corner."

Smackdown commented on Elle Writer's Solution To Poverty Is A Superiority Complex

"She's like Lily Bart without the scruples."

Smackdown commented on Pussycat Dolls Clothing Line Is... Less Than Classy

"@junkyardarts: I just bought these Docs for a trip to Europe."