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Smitros
Fri 17 Feb 2012 11:10 AM
In some states it would be a crime.
Smitros
Fri 17 Feb 2012 11:09 AM
He comes and goes, but it's pretty hard to notice.
Smitros
Thu 16 Feb 2012 5:52 PM
So do these little guys have as pets the ultra-wee Madagascar chameleons?
Smitros
Thu 16 Feb 2012 2:44 PM
Does anyone have handy numbers on household wealth in addition to income? That could be a real horror story.
Smitros
Thu 16 Feb 2012 11:46 AM
Do not gnaw on the kitty. Or ink it either. Dude . . .
Smitros
Wed 15 Feb 2012 5:39 PM
I believe it's offensive to say collard. The more polite term may be Vegetal-American.
Smitros
Tue 14 Feb 2012 4:02 PM
Dude . . . . (Which also had to be said.)
Smitros
Mon 13 Feb 2012 1:36 PM
Take a number, good sir.
Smitros
Fri 10 Feb 2012 4:05 PM
I'm starting to think this is an elaborate publicity stunt by 7-Up.
Smitros
Fri 10 Feb 2012 1:28 PM
All your Un are belong to somebody or other.
Smitros
Fri 10 Feb 2012 11:26 AM
Ick. Those dogs cannot give meaningful consent to being involved in somebody's feigned sex play.
Smitros
09 Feb 2012 11:32 AM
Whatever the merits of the case, this woman may have a future as a St. Vincent impersonator.
Smitros
08 Feb 2012 4:31 PM
As the kids say on their stickers, "Skateboarding is not a crime."
But it is often a huge pain in the ass.
Smitros
07 Feb 2012 6:01 PM
Whoa. That's very sophisticated. And I was just making a dumb GEICO joke.
Smitros
07 Feb 2012 5:34 PM
People can say all they want, but they'd better not start bitching and moaning when they find that somebody doesn't want to sell them auto insurance.
Smitros
06 Feb 2012 6:05 PM
As a white non-scion, I think color is the least important of the factors. I will, however, take blame for never being employee of the month.
Smitros
06 Feb 2012 2:55 PM
So what is Mandarin for Willie Horton?
Smitros
04 Feb 2012 3:31 PM
And there was the whole Macedonian waxing thing.
Smitros
03 Feb 2012 3:21 PM
I thought this sort of behavior was passe after that scene in Black Swan.
Smitros
02 Feb 2012 10:33 PM
Semi-duckface pour homme?
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