Smitros commented on You Must Be This Much of a Dick to Receive RNC Support

"Now that most of the political points have been made, I wish to take this opportunity to note that I effin' loathe the Berenstain Bears, which were among the worst things ever to happen to children's books."

Smitros commented on The Inevitable Tila Tequila Sex Tape Has Landed

"@drunkexpatwriter: Those are a lot of words I don't want to imagine in the same sentence."

Smitros commented on Tweets on Ice: Dispatches from Jail in 140 Characters or Less

"@shutupitsmine: Having recently spent a couple of days at the Best Friends Animal Sanctuary, where a few of the Vick dogs are still housed, I can only be further appalled at anyone who calls Michael Vick her "mans.""

Smitros commented on Tweets on Ice: Dispatches from Jail in 140 Characters or Less

"@vampirebris: Tyrone Greene, anyone?"

Smitros commented on Martha Stewart Ends Feud with Rachael Ray in the Worst Way Possible: She Apologizes

"@RunawayPancake: Great minds ."

Smitros commented on Martha Stewart Ends Feud with Rachael Ray in the Worst Way Possible: She Apologizes

"Can we get a pancake-themed version of the smackdown that could have been?"

Smitros commented on They Call It 'The Final Solution'

"@Bristol Cities: I think it is because you bear the burden of consciousness. Sympathies."