I wish all sports were like that: direct feed, ambient crowd noise, fifteen minutes, and Lampley free.
@SavetoFavorites: I had one, white and carburated. Good car with terrible exhaust problems that required a constantly open window.
I live in DC. What sort of mindless cretin at CBS thinks I should watch Colts/Bengals instead of Browns/Jets? There's an internet radio blackout to boot!

Die, NFL/Manning Q score/ programming execs.
@ClueHeywood: Beat me to it. The Deadspin Sources' Gold Club: Now Accepting New (Photos of) Members

Regardless, I see this Gold Club also folding amidst charges of racketeering, prostitution, and money laundering.
Whaaaaa? Cat got your tongue, Commentariat?
@gallahad: no kidding. Matt Murton can flat out hit. The level of snark from doughy stat geek bloggers is well, ironic.
he knew it was his turn, and he said he was going to the bathroom

every fifteen minutes.
Fortunately, there's already a Halloween guide:
"You think you can catch Kosar Soze? You think a guy like that comes this close to getting caught and sticks his head out of the vehicle?"

Obviously, Bernie was slightly more coherent than in "30 for 30: The U" or else this is a possession/DUI story.
So, pretty much everywhere, it's gonna be hot?

Seriously, Arthur, thank you.
@flugennock: I just walked in the door with a 12 pack of Natty Bo, and am drinking a cold one as I type this.
What a stupid mountie- does he know rifles can shoot bullets?

My first year of minor league ball, our bus got stopped and searched on the way in to Medicine Hat, Alberta.

It turns out our alcoholic hitting coach had multiple d.u.i's -no shocker there, but it's not like he was driving the team bus (then or in the future), but they made a front office staffer drive four hours up from our home town to pick this guy up. They bought two cases and got hammered on the way back home.

He drank himself to death two years later. Nice work, Canada.
@Mr. Scroggs: "When you have three bad names simmering four years, its easy to point them out."

-Palmer Fisk Collier III
@Lionel Osbourne: is that a reference his book or porn addiction? The book is hilarious. Columns about Jesus and masturbatory habits- not so much.
@Juancho: the return to Buddhism has really helped- he's like a tall, black, golfing Yoda.
@AzureTexan: obviously, none of you have visited Mount Headrush*- Lincoln's top hat really hits smoothly. *an aborted ceramics project- couldn't figure out how to sneak it into the kiln.
Surely he hurt himself ducking out of the way- once again terrible defense costs the Irish. Are we sure the girl didn't just come to her senses and do it?
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