Kosar Söze commented on Obama's Face Appears on Blotter Acid

"@AzureTexan: obviously, none of you have visited Mount Headrush*- Lincoln's top hat really hits smoothly. *an aborted ceramics project- couldn't figure out how to sneak it into the kiln."

Kosar Söze commented on Jimmy Clausen Had A Rough Weekend

"Surely he hurt himself ducking out of the way- once again terrible defense costs the Irish. Are we sure the girl didn't just come to her senses and do it?"

Kosar Söze commented on Jimmy Clausen Had A Rough Weekend

"PETA is very, very patient."

Kosar Söze commented on That's Nice And All, But I Heard Jesus Hates Them

"Snyder had this sign escorted off the premises, then sued everyone seeking salvation from the Pende Rum Co."

Kosar Söze commented on Chad Ochocinco Fined Veinte Mil Dólares By Liga Nacional de Fútbol Americano

"Prop comic?"

Kosar Söze commented on Delighting In Rick Reilly®'s Massively Wrong Broncos Predictions

"@drewheyman: Mangimbicile? Die, Lerners."

Kosar Söze commented on Tom Brady Is Out Of Suzy Kolber's League

"@Chris Hanson's Axe: +1 new pancreas"

Kosar Söze commented on How To Restore Your Reputation After Battling a Cannibal Hooker

""Are you getting this, camera guy?"

Kosar Söze commented on Why Your Team Sucks: Cleveland Browns

"I have been waiting for this post for weeks, and am sorely disappointed there was no mention of Dwayne Rudd's helmet toss, The Charles Bentley, or the engaging, thoughtful dialogue that is Cleveland sports talk radio. Enjoy your plastic beer bottles, everyone else."