StabbyFerosh commented on Sarah Jessica Parker Bravely Dons Bathroom Rug To Promote Film

"@richardmarxhatesmyhair: Ehm - the shiny idiots from Jersey do."

StabbyFerosh commented on Jimmy Fallon To Replace Conan O'Brien

"Please tell me it's in Fallon's contract that the first time he does that moronic Jimmy Stuart impression he's booted to TGS."

StabbyFerosh commented on Sean Bell Cops Walk

"What was this judge thinking? This 'verdict' is an outrage. At the absolute least the re-loader should have gotten gross negligence, and/or recklessness."

StabbyFerosh commented on The Night Greg Gutfeld Lost His Date

"This is all just a ploy for him to 'date' JA. Cancer + Herpes = irrelevant media whores"

StabbyFerosh commented on Stop Adapting The Wrong Comics

"Blah blah, Wonder Twins!"

StabbyFerosh commented on Obama Abercrombie Boys Independently Annoying

"Can not believe all of us missed the obv: Obacrombie Meh, something shiny just caught my eye."

StabbyFerosh commented on Obama Abercrombie Boys Independently Annoying

"@donmiguel: Don't be so douchey, it makes your ass look big in your A&Fitch cargos."

StabbyFerosh commented on Julia TV Gets The Green Light

"Direx on how to most effectively stab oneself please."

StabbyFerosh commented on Fashion Designer Will Not Be Wearing His McDonald's Uniforms

"Next up, McBurqa's."

StabbyFerosh commented on Conrad Affecting Perfect Marcia Pose, We All Await Football

"LC responds to the white before Memorial Day rule - so gauche "Who sez?!!""

StabbyFerosh commented on Is 'Home Buying For Hipsters' Actually Just For Tools?

"How to be a douche 101 Prof."

StabbyFerosh commented on "When I Said Look Straight, I Didn't Mean Straight Ahead."

"Dear GOD Jessica, that's the angle Maxim commented on."

StabbyFerosh commented on Only Spending Can Save Our Fat Dogs

"Mr."

StabbyFerosh commented on Lindsay Lohan's Facebook Page

"@StabbyFerosh: Meh [thesuperficial.com]"

StabbyFerosh commented on Lindsay Lohan's Facebook Page

"Keepin' my Lil Lilo clean since, well this morning."

StabbyFerosh commented on The Times They Are A Changin'

"@famousauthor: We know it's you "the Librarian" with a new user name."

StabbyFerosh commented on The Times They Are A Changin'

"Does this have anything to do with that douchey Ben Silverman's family hour. Lame."

StabbyFerosh commented on Eleven Ways The Internet Can Kill You

"There's a reason they've wi-fi'd the parks. Get."