This is a pointless waste of wine and typing. God, I hate this site. Going back to Gawker.
This is why Wonkette is becoming unreadable. It's easy to just watch a speech and click the switch to "irreverent." There is nothing incisive about this post. You should have just drank the wine and spared yourself (and us) the typing.
Why do they have to talk? If only whoever did that non-dialogue clip of The Hills was God, he could edit out everything they say in the real world except for the facial expressions.
Heath Ledger's Murderer Somehow Allowed To Pose Next To Ashley Olsen
External Liver Gazes Longingly At Owner
"God, I'm beautiful."
oops, make that Post-Surgery
After Surgery, Starlet Mistakenly Wears Dog Cone Upside Down
Sleeping until 8am, answering emails and reading the paper are all signs of sloth? No wonder she looks so old. Take a nap, lady.
The poem was submitted by Walt Berkman's son.
@vulturesquadron: I think you just name-dropped your six-pack. This is tacky but it might also be genius.
Up next: Kraft Apples in powder form! Just add water.
BenGay-seeming?
I think NYC should give up on bridge and tunnel fees and start taxing things like Preparation H and P.I.N.K. vodka. Seriously.
"Kanye, I just painted and stenciled Grandma's parlor room walls, so don't lean your hea-- Oh, too late."
@EleanorRigby: Yeah, what you said!
EW replies, "Okay then, it was an F-."
@TedSez: I think he kind of wishes he had that worldview, since their goal at the beginning seemed to "beat her then keep her off the ticket." The Force has not been with him recently.
@Pope John Peeps II: He shouldn't attempt ephemisms or metaphors, so to speak.
Blind Youths Bravely Care For, Dress Themselves
