Swifter commented on Touring New York's Restaurants With Mr. Zagat Himself

"Sheila, the word around Gawker is that you're getting promoted."

Swifter commented on Jay McInerney To Cameo On Gossip Girl

"My favorite on this show is Little J."

Swifter commented on Anecdotal Evidence Proves:

"Quod est demonstratum."

Swifter commented on Vanity Fair Does The Thinkable To The New Yorker

"@unutterable: You have to eat your vegetables before you get dessert."

Swifter commented on Emily Brill A Well-Disguised Intellectual

"@valarmorghulis: I hear Tunisia is really hot this time of year."

Swifter commented on Vanity Fair Does The Thinkable To The New Yorker

"@mathnet: It's an imaginary number."

Swifter commented on Emily Brill A Well-Disguised Intellectual

"She makes extra money fencing cameras stolen from events in the Hamptons."

Swifter commented on From the Mailbag

"Greeat work."

Swifter commented on Person Who Stole Devorah Rose's Camera Can Run, But They Can't Hide

"@Swifter: But alas, one who doesn't proof read for spelling often enough!"

Swifter commented on Person Who Stole Devorah Rose's Camera Can Run, But They Can't Hide

"@The Standard Deviant: I was in the 3rd Cavalry many years ago, in the Regimental Headquarters and Headquarters Troop, serving in the S3 section as an operations assistant and chemical NCO."

Swifter commented on "Slow News Day?"

"@gladys_kravitz: There are certain people here who will never be executed and you're just taking advantage of that. There is a certain amount of truth to that, but it only goes so far, really."

Swifter commented on Person Who Stole Devorah Rose's Camera Can Run, But They Can't Hide

"@Rumpelstilskin: Yes, Barack Obama took a crap earlier today."

Swifter commented on "Slow News Day?"

"I, for one, shall not be intimidated."

Swifter commented on Ron Paul Writes His Memoir

"@acridsheep: A simple search of my desk drawer reveals several one ounce gold coins, each several hundred dollars more valuable in US dollar terms then they were last year. I leave it to you to judge which of these measures is the more reliable."

Swifter commented on "Slow News Day?"

"@quinticire: No."

Swifter commented on A Free Helicopter Tour Of Liberty City

"Awesome!"

Swifter commented on "Slow News Day?"

"Sheila should be promoted."

Swifter commented on Ron Paul Writes His Memoir

"@acridsheep: While the nature of gold makes adjustment to the gold-based money supply inconvenient at best, it is the best gauge to the relative value of paper currencies."