You gotta love how Us Weekly is losing a bunch of subscriptions now from celebrity-worshiping 40 year-old-women because they actually try to write something of substance for once.

People don't want to hear about politics in Us Weekly unless it's human interest stuff about hockey and bear killing.

It's posts like these that make me miss all the awesome Palin coverage Gawker has had.
Douche bar coverage <<<<< Palin coverage
@scroll_lock: A candidate's children is supposed to be off limits to the other campaign and media, not to a normal citizen.

I'm not attacking her child. Palin is using the fact that she is a parent of a Down Syndrome kid to get an advantage with the special-need parent vote, so why should that topic be taboo?

Further proof that the media hates McCain and Palin! Why won't they just leave her alone? Her kid has DOWN SYNDROME, for Christ's sake!
Down Syndrome baby = off limits.
So what?
Barack Obama is a MUSLIM!
@Mymoustache: We get it. You agree with Fox News and most people on Gawker do not. Hooray!
Wow ... such an in-depth examination of a magazine that doesn't deserve it.
I watched two minutes of it and noticed that Darcy, from the awesome show Degrassi: The Next Generation is in it. So it's good to me.
@queenbozaki: If you were a small-town Alaskan governor, wouldn't you accept the chance to be second-in-command of the United States?

Don't blame her for accepting -- blame McCain's people for asking her.

The Palin speech tonight will make or break the McCain campaign.
I haven't been this excited for a political speech since I saw Bill Clinton speak in 1992 as a five-year-old.
How will Fox News slide if Obama is elected? Plenty of people will still hate him and want to listen to conservatives bash him. Ever hear of a guy named Rush Limbaugh? He made his name when there was a young, uplifting Democrat in the office.
I'm as tech savvy as John McCain, but Christ, did the guy who runs this site use MS Paint from Windows 95 to make his header? It almost makes me want to cut my eyes with a rusty knife, or trombone.
Why the "I guess?" at the end of first part of the post? Opening an art museum is better than buying random purses. If she did that, Gawker would probably dislike her too. You can't win if you have a lot of money, I suppose.
Why yes, in fact, I do monitor police scanners!

You never know when a crime might be reported!

I tried to insert a bunch of not-so-thinly veiled weed references in my articles at my high school newspaper. Then, a week before graduation, I get called down to see the principal and his henchmen, who are SHOCKED, SHOCKED that a student would include such references in their shitty newspaper.

They threatened to search my locker and car (keep in mind this is five days before graduation) and they called my mom, who told them I'd never use drugs. The only reason they didn't search my stuff is because I was a good student.

Good thing they didn't check my car, as I would have been expelled and not been able to get loans and thus would be working at McDonald's or something.

Eh ... All this Tucker Max shit is getting old. You don't like the guy? Fine, then don't give him any more attention. This seems so petty.
So uh ... did the author read over what was written or or just write down rambling sentences? This seems like something someone wrote in a sophomore poli sci class, with annoying asterisks to boot.
You know, I don't believe in God either, but I find some atheists to be as annoying as fundamentalist Christians. This guy reeks of "You're all brainwashed drones and I'm better than you! Look at you, actually caring about your country."

Granted, you shouldn't be forced to hear a song and the cops were wrong, but smarmy atheists are annoying.

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