Tattertotter commented on Gee, Why Would Men Use Vaseline?

"I think Gawker should be commended for using a disfigured model to draw attention to this item."

Tattertotter commented on McCain Lost Even Before the First 'My Friends'

"Did anyone see Dennis Miller on late night TV recently where he said "John McCain gave America five and a half years (referring to his POW stint in Vietnam)-- I think America can give him four years." WTF?"

Tattertotter commented on Teen Daughter Pregnant. Son On Drugs. What's Next?

"Claudius proposed that Rome could only heal itself after it had indulged itself in the worst of the worst corruption and evil--that it had to basically bottom-out before decent civilization could re-establish itself. He said, "Let all the poisons in the mud hatch out!" That phrase keeps looping in my mind--maybe BushCo hasn't bottomed America out yet."

Tattertotter commented on Dave Zinczenko's Valentine

"Wattle alert!"

Tattertotter commented on Teen Daughter Pregnant. Son On Drugs. What's Next?

"Bristol Palin: a."

Tattertotter commented on One More Thing: Los Angeles in Movies and TV

"Nobody saw either of these movies and they're not on DVD, but "Inside Daisy Clover" and "Play It as It Lays" are the two best LA movies evah."

Tattertotter commented on Which Politician Uses His Clout to Sleep With Actresses?

"1."

Tattertotter commented on Ivana-What?

"Just the printing of the English and Italian versions of the prenuptual agreement was responsible for the complete eradication of all the old-growth redwoods in Northern California."

Tattertotter commented on YourCompanySucks.Com

"@FracturedAcet: Of course not -- Mr."

Tattertotter commented on In Which You Tell Us Who to Execute

"I never wished anyone dead--not even Bush."