DonLaFontaine commented on Number One Contributor to Alien Search Program Fired From His Day Job

"Gee, I wonder why the humanoid hybrids on Earth had this guy fired and discredited ..."

DonLaFontaine commented on Seeking Slim Vegan Morrissey Fan from Non-Dominant Culture for Occult Activities

"In my life, why do I give valuable time to craigslist posters who I'd much rather kick in the eye?"

DonLaFontaine commented on It's True, Anything Is Possible

"@Hello Mister Walrus: Actually, this quote is somewhat taken out of context and he doesn't say that Windows 7 is the best OS."

DonLaFontaine commented on What We Know About Raymond J. Clark III

"@badasscat: I believe that the conclusion that polygraphs are 98% certain is an opinion and is not a fact."

DonLaFontaine commented on What We Know About Raymond J. Clark III

"@oudemia: Gee, his heart rate increased and the tips of his fingers perspired a little more than usual when he answered the questions about whether he offed this nice, cute Ivy Leaguer ..."

DonLaFontaine commented on DJ AM: The Aftermath, Tributes, and Legacy

"@DonLaFontaine: "What you need son isn't to go to Ikea and get the small plates and glasses like the Europeans use and run around on the treadmill every once in a while, what you need is for me to do is divide your stomach into a small upper pouch and a much larger, lower 'remnant' pouch and then re-arrange the small intestine to allow both pouches to stay connected to it ..."

DonLaFontaine commented on DJ AM: The Aftermath, Tributes, and Legacy

"As an armchair primary care physician, I look through the hundreds of pictures of this guy on the web and the first thing that comes to mind is "If there were ever a more perfect candidate for gastric bypass surgery, I've never seen him ...""

DonLaFontaine commented on DJ AM: The Aftermath, Tributes, and Legacy

"@DonLaFontaine: (Please don't ask why Nicole Ritchie is newsworthy)"