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Furious George commented on Now That You've Been Laid-Off, What Will Your New Job Be?

"Not since Heavy D and the Boys first asked us "Now that we've found love, what are we gonna do [with it]?" has such a poignant quandary been presented to the American public."

http://gawker.com/5094312/#c9028162 11:58 AM on Nov 20

Furious George commented on Monkey-Neanderthal Mutants to Destroy Us All

"Finally, I can live out my lifelong dream of peddling my car to the drive-through, being handed a giant platter of mammoth ribs, and comically buckling under their weight."

http://gawker.com/5094277/#c9028059 11:55 AM on Nov 20

Furious George commented on Ivanka Trump Exasperates Yet Another Writer

"Nothing's more annoying than Penn alumni who call themselves "Wharton" alumni, and refuse to qualify the "Wharton" with "undergrad." You don't hear me going around claiming to be Yale Law, for instance."

http://gawker.com/5075706/#c8709856 8:26 AM on Nov 4

Furious George commented on McCain Heads Into Final Stretch Feuding With Sportscaster Over Comedy Show

"The Nazi/Pol Pot/etc."

http://gawker.com/5074979/#c8690718 11:55 AM on Nov 3

Furious George commented on McCain Heads Into Final Stretch Feuding With Sportscaster Over Comedy Show

"The Keith Olbermann sketch was about 50 minutes too long, but had its moments."

http://gawker.com/5074979/#c8690687 11:53 AM on Nov 3

Furious George commented on Germany Is Not Hugely Fond Of Us Right Now

"In all honesty, the Germany/Holocaust jokes get a little old after awhile."

http://gawker.com/5073788/#c8690469 11:44 AM on Nov 3

Furious George commented on Germany Is Not Hugely Fond Of Us Right Now

"Since when did the Germans start speaking French?"

http://gawker.com/5073788/#c8687237 8:50 AM on Nov 3

Furious George commented on CBS News Temptress Nabbed Iraq Booty

"She must have about 15 pictures of my heart lying around somewhere, because she stole it a long time ago! I love you, Lara Logan, you saucy, blonde, cutely accented booty pirate."

http://gawker.com/5058494/#c8122898 8:15 AM on Oct 3

Furious George commented on Sadness. At the Movies Just Finished Its Final Episode

"People can hate on critics, or specifically on critics of the simplified and artificially sweetened, mainstream variety like Ebert and Roeper, all they want."

http://gawker.com/5043986/#c7529806 1:42 PM on Sep 1

Furious George commented on Former LAT Editor: Stalker Of "Cruel Whore" Ex-Girlfriend?

"The Cruel Whore sounds like a great name for a trendy restaurant, or maybe a bed and breakfast."

http://gawker.com/5040496/#c7389243 12:10 PM on Aug 23

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