The_Lovely_Miss_Bronx commented on Give Us Your Best Thanksgiving Horror Stories

"@BitchyD: My parents both worked, and I get the feeling that my brother decided to just go ahead and take a bath or shower or something."

The_Lovely_Miss_Bronx commented on Give Us Your Best Thanksgiving Horror Stories

"When I was a kid, my mom used to defrost our frozen turkey in the bathtub."

The_Lovely_Miss_Bronx commented on Scientologist Bart Simpson Lady Would Like to Sell You Her Son's Bed

"Doesn't the CoS have a Sunday bulletin where members can swap stuff with like-minded folks -- so that their belongings don't fall into the hands of non-believers?"

The_Lovely_Miss_Bronx commented on Katie Couric's Forbidden Dance of Gin

"Sound effects for #3: BLLLLLLLFFFFT!"

The_Lovely_Miss_Bronx commented on Amy Winehouse's Boobs Are Leaking

"I saw Demi's picture on the cover of "W" and did a triple-take."

The_Lovely_Miss_Bronx commented on Jude Law Will Hurl Oranges at Any Girl Watching Him Do Yoga

"Someday, in the not-too-distant future, Jude's hair will give up the ghost, and he'll be relegated to Kevin Costner-type roles in sappy rom-coms."

The_Lovely_Miss_Bronx commented on New York Post Employees Shouldn't Leak Anything about That Lawsuit, According to Numerous Leaks

"Does this mean Andrea Peyser won't be giving her readers any insight into the workings of the NYP?"

The_Lovely_Miss_Bronx commented on Glee: Dancing with Ourselves

"I enjoyed the episode as always, but Kurt stole my heart."