TimeWarnerRhymeAnaheim commented on Springsteen's Drummer Is Such A Capitalist

"@moff: Full disclosure: I am home this week after a Sunday night incident involving drowsiness, a collision with a "One Way" traffic sign, a totalled (somehow) car, and police charges. I could be pretty off key at the moment."

TimeWarnerRhymeAnaheim commented on Springsteen's Drummer Is Such A Capitalist

"Okay..."

TimeWarnerRhymeAnaheim commented on Springsteen's Drummer Is Such A Capitalist

"What does this say about Max that you didn't already know? What does Bruce engaging Max for his new tour say about Bruce..."

TimeWarnerRhymeAnaheim commented on Doggies the Littlest Victims of Subprime Crisis

"The dogs will be okay -- they can get around in the world! But what about all the frogs and fish that have gotten stuck in those fetid, abandoned swimming pools? I worry muchly about Them!"

TimeWarnerRhymeAnaheim commented on All the Available Literary Men

""Other Retarded Books""

TimeWarnerRhymeAnaheim commented on Gordon Ramsay Brings Halibut To Life

"From what I gather, a lot of people don't think Gordon can cook either."

TimeWarnerRhymeAnaheim commented on New York's Six Gossip Monsters

"Miss Manners I am Not -- but someone needs to show Jessica Coen how to properly hold a wine glass! Always have liked her -- she needs a little help right here!"

TimeWarnerRhymeAnaheim commented on Caddies Will Now Take Care Of Your Balls

"Hamilton said it best: "tend the pin"."

TimeWarnerRhymeAnaheim commented on Obama's Dave Matthews Tickets Beat Clinton's "Ideas" Or Whatever

"@fileunder: Before Charlottesville shuts up -- around here, I believe, I am the only commenter from there -- let's just say that we apologize for our hometown boy (makes mediocre)!"

TimeWarnerRhymeAnaheim commented on Smooth Jazz 9/11 Slideshow

"Just so I'm understanding..."

TimeWarnerRhymeAnaheim commented on The Diablo Cody Effect: Why Every Story Opens With A Pile Of References

"So do you think this is pure serendipity -- or are there in fact a couple of related (shock!), mediocre (no shock!), writers from New York with the name of Doctorow?! I Am Completely amazed myself."

TimeWarnerRhymeAnaheim commented on Convincing Graydon Carter Imitator Writing Waverly Inn Blog

"Reality check -- I don't live in that neighborhood."

TimeWarnerRhymeAnaheim commented on Texas Oddly Expects You To Visit

"Oh let our New Yorker friends have their fun here -- they may live in one of the most incredible man-made wonders of the world..."

TimeWarnerRhymeAnaheim commented on Checking In With Tina

"She should not be on jury duty -- she should be on trial for her 1990's war crimes perpetrated at The New Yorker."

TimeWarnerRhymeAnaheim commented on Real Queen Needs Your Best Arab Insults

"Why is she refusing to look at the camera..."

TimeWarnerRhymeAnaheim commented on Skinny Manhattan

"Well then it's a fact that the Meatpacking District isn't real, isn't it?!"

TimeWarnerRhymeAnaheim commented on $5 Bootleg Newport Packs Bought On The Street Looking More Attractive

"All right -- station break, and no 'tude: I quit smoking after 37 years two weeks ago."

TimeWarnerRhymeAnaheim commented on My First Black Party

"@Elektra: Well at least my screen name isn't related to a predictable and tedious 1960's record label?"