Topsyjane commented on Penelope Cruz Steps Out With An American Werewolf In London

"Later that night they were seen having pina coladas at Trader Vic's."

Topsyjane commented on Cash Warren: "She Has Her Father's Eyes"

"@BabyJane: Also?"

Topsyjane commented on Why Print Is Not Dead, Unintentionally Intelligent Design Edition

"After a series of frightening false charges and chest-pounding directed at Mr."

Topsyjane commented on Field Guide: Tucker Max

"I am officially all Tuckered out."

Topsyjane commented on Obama Kids Steal Show From Mom And Dad

"McCain should be taking this time to gather as many puppies and kittens and fluffy baby chicks as possible, since none of his children are under ten."

Topsyjane commented on Cash Warren: "She Has Her Father's Eyes"

""What are you talking about, Cash's eyes are normal!?" @hello.kitty.@hello.kitty: : No more of the chocolate 'mouse' for me, thanks."

Topsyjane commented on Krazy Karl Is Enough To Make A Grown Man Cry

"Lagerfeld's assistant finally cracks after Karl busts out his beatboxing version of 'Rock Me Amadeus' during the five hour car ride through Germany."

Topsyjane commented on Biggie's Wife Muses On Lil' Kim Ass Whipping

"The only part I find hard to believe - Lil' Kim would care about being butt-ass naked in front of anyone."

Topsyjane commented on Woman Arrested For Water Gun Fight In Union Square

"A good example of why I left NYC last fall after living there for twenty years."

Topsyjane commented on Help Jason Lee Name Pilot Inspektor's New Sister

"Rufus Xavier Sassparilla Absorbine Junior III (pronounced Eye Eye Eye) General Zod McButter Entheta Elronnnaich Goofdafloof Klarence "Tippi" Beeks Onomatopoeia Klick Buzz Oink Slurp Trimtabbb Pazuzu HowdyDoo Sanitation Engineeeeer Ipikak Emetik (if it's a girl) Cryptonite Karkeys Kornflaxxx John Andrew Or they could let the baby play on the computer keyboard and hope for the best."

Topsyjane commented on Crazy Anti-Feminist Lawyer Suing Columbia Gives Craziest Interview Ever Granted

"Silly me!"

Topsyjane commented on Mike Leigh, the writer/director

"But how will he feel when he learns that Roy Den Hollander will never fuck him? Stay strong, Mike!"

Topsyjane commented on John Mayer's Heart Of Darkness, Lightness Of Foot

"The horror....."

Topsyjane commented on Project Runway: Hiding Your Candy Is Such A Drag

"Best episode so far this season, although this is a REALLY bad season."

Topsyjane commented on Swimmer Loses Her Leg, Goes On To Compete in the Olympics

"@Calraigh: No kidding, I swear she gets worse every year, 'feeling' the news at us harder and harder. Srsly, as a fellow AK amputee, this was so awesome to see."

Topsyjane commented on 7 MTV-Defining Stars Who Wouldn't Be Allowed on MTV Anymore

"@regisgoat: My love for Julie Brown was cemented when on "Just Say Julie" she was going to a commercial thusly: "..Brought to you by Skittles and the U.S."

Topsyjane commented on Roy Den Hollander Will Not Be Intimidated By Lesbian Feminzai Bonerkillers

"It's so funny, I was just thinking the other day what a shame it is that you don't see more men working as fluffers or crack whores or assistant crack whores."