In the nineteenth century the corporate tyros greeted their god, Herbert Spencer, the proponent of jungle capitalism who reassured them it was all right they had no human regard for their slaves. Herbert showed up at Delmonico's and told them - "You should get more fun out of life."
This was the wise advice of that other philosopher of leisure, Terry Malloy.
Like the wife of Joseph Smith, who caught him en flagrant with the maid and bought his sudden epiphany: God told me to do it. Quick thinking, though, I'll give him that.