Triborough commented on Dartz Car Commemorates Pamela Anderson Russian SUV Whale Penis Scandal

"Photoshop!"

Triborough commented on What Would Luke Skywalker Drive?

"Anything he wants to at the moment, thanks to Jedi mind tricks."

Triborough commented on Call Me a Cab for $11,000!

"Probably a bit too expensive, but you could really make some, if not all back hiring it out as picture car to film/TV/commercials."

Triborough commented on Chinese Automakers Only Sold 745 Cars In Europe This Year

"I expected most of them would be sold to Germans for crash testing."

Triborough commented on What Would A Cougar Drive?

"A Cougar, of course."

Triborough commented on Wienermobile Pulled Over, Deemed “Un-American" To Ticket

"In an unrelated story, the Upper Moreland Township Pennsylvania Police Department is having their refrigerators and freezers searched for hot dogs and other salted deli meats."

Triborough commented on GM To Repair, Sell Crashed Tiger Woods Escalade

"This is actually a good decision by GM, as they can make some money from some stupid golf fan with more money than sense."

Triborough commented on An Iraqi Field Of US Taxpayer-Bought Trucks Stretching To The Horizon

"Didn't this stimulate heavy equipment producers, Washington area prostitutes, lobbyists, and of course the offshore bank accounts of various members of Congress?"

Triborough commented on UDMan Drives The Sprinter, Gives It Thumbs-Up

"There are of course some who like to confuse things and convert their Freightliners and Dodges back into Mercedes."