When I woke SC up this morning, I told him about your continuing delusions and we agreed it's very sad but we also hope that by fixing you up with Papa Bear, who SC thinks would be perfect for you esp since he's so hot, you'll get over these crazed notions and move on with your life. If that doesn't work, I hear Danny Bonaduce is very much available.

I realize it's a crushing blow for you to hear you have no chance with SC. However, the GOOD news is that you are double dating with us and your date is Lewis Black from the Daily Show!!! Wear something cute.

I just thought the pic in the post was C. Thomas Howell.

And by sound I meant said. Maybe Troy's noise that is now running through my head had me preoccupied!
And I basically wrote this same message to you twice because the first time it either got eaten or I clicked the private box thinking it meant "preview" instead!

That sound? I meant that said. I think I was preoccupied with sound because I was thinking about Troy's noise/song.

You know, I didn't realize that song was even on the soundtrack until about a year ago, when it randomly started playing on my iPod. Glad Ethan stuck to his day job. Which, presumably, is to be the human embodiment of Troy Dyer if he had ever made it big.
That sound, I love that movie like Michael loves Dr. Zaius.

@Ummwhat: Thank you so much! It's nice to know I'm only annoying some people some of the time. :)

I have also really enjoyed reading what you write, you have a really incisive viewpoint, cuts right to the quick. So often when I'm going back over the posts from a day and reading all the comments I note that you are the one making the point I was waiting for someone to make.

@Ummwhat: Consider yourself stalked.

Congrats on the star status - it is much deserved!

"Masterisk" is a word I totes made up to rhyme with "asterisk" which is what I thought your avatar was until you told me it was a sphincter. I think I am more embarrassed than you are. :-) I enjoy your posts and your general demeanor, if I might say so. You're a great Gawkerer!

Did I ever thank you for popping my Gawker friends cherry? No? Well, belated thanks. I'm eternally indebted to you.