Zooey's jeans gave my crotch sympathy pains.
That was the worst Penthouse Forum I have ever read.
Fuck it, we'll do it live! We'll do it LIVE!!
Hippo-crite.
You are not the Gawker I used to love. Farewell.
@katastic: ..a parade..of shoes.
@LeeroySpitzer: That's freaking cute!
I was hoping to see the headlines from around the nation/world! Thanks, Ryan. You saved me the trouble.
Does anyone else feel the need to hug total strangers today? I will try to resist.
No wait in Point Pleasant, NJ. Only slightly busier than usual.
Sounds like Tim went overboard with the free Starbucks.
@Spirit Fingers: Beautifully put. Your words "Mrs. Dunham... decided to take it up in person with the man himself" made me cry. Wow.
On TV a black jacket is a black jacket is a black jacket. You don't need to buy the Isaac Mizrahi for Target jacket, but you also don't need St. John or D&G.
How about selecting something appropriate from the bridge (to nowhere) collections?
@leonleonleon: Can we get Barbara Walters to report on this?
@graceless:
I came from the people
They need to adore me
So Christian Dior me
from my head to my toes
I need to be dazzling
I want to be rainbow high!
@Aaron Altman: This is why I love you!!
Just finishing up Rolling Stone's article on McCain. What a misogynistic prick. Another spoiled brat with entitlement problems and daddy issues.
@labikina: That's Bob Dole's Peanut Butter!
@Your Friend in Finland: Yes, thank goodness. Please spread the word that not all Americans a dumbasses.
