VenusCloacina commented on Patrick Moberg Has Found His New York Dream Girl

"Fuck it."

VenusCloacina commented on Is Patrick 'NY Dream Girl' Moberg's Love At First Sight "Just Sex And Ego"?

"Peeps, I know you want to believe in this whole crazy Young-Werther-with-an-iPod thing."

VenusCloacina commented on Is Patrick 'NY Dream Girl' Moberg's Love At First Sight "Just Sex And Ego"?

"@Pope John Peeps II: No, it's actually more likely that this was just another one of Lodwick's stupid "fake viral" projects."

VenusCloacina commented on Joe MacLeod, America's best

"I had been wondering what Ed Anger was doing since the Weekly World News shuttered."

VenusCloacina commented on World's Strongest Man Endorses America's Mayor

"@GayatriSpivak: Actually, I lied."

VenusCloacina commented on Lydia Hearst's Column Explained: She Is Drunk, Dumb

"@SpecialK: Miller High Life is actually the "Champagne of BOTTLED Beers" if you want to be exact. I've had plenty of drinks in my time that were the Miller High Life of Bottled Champagne."

VenusCloacina commented on The sale of 666 Fifth Avenue,

"@LolCait: I think it totally varies with each photograph."

VenusCloacina commented on Is Patrick 'NY Dream Girl' Moberg's Love At First Sight "Just Sex And Ego"?

"@Pope John Peeps II: You don't really agree with her, though, because you know she's lying."

VenusCloacina commented on World's Strongest Man Endorses America's Mayor

"@GayatriSpivak: American blue-collar workers will stay home rather than vote for Mitt Romney or Rudy Giuliani. I think this may be the lowest-turnout election ever."

VenusCloacina commented on Patrick Moberg Has Found His New York Dream Girl

"@zibby: Why are we pretending to believe this shit now?"